Jeff the slacker mod

[Gayle]

So now you have your own area of the archives and THERE IS NOTHING THERE.


Basic maintenance for Newbies (http://www.bimmer.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43)


After you chiding me about "when I am going to start wrenching my car", I am psyched. I am a woman with a wrench in her hand and no place to apply it. I am waiting for something to appear in your section to tell me what to do first.

We could start a poll to fire you if you don't get off your duff and get something there. :p

[632 Regal]

and your NOT going to see **** there!

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I cant get into it, cant make a post no copy paste no nothing... so before you chop MY head off..relax and read your bently.

[Gayle]

and your NOT going to see **** there!

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I cant get into it, cant make a post no copy paste no nothing... so before you chop MY head off..relax and read your bently.


Really? I was just joking. I know it was just see up today.

You can't move a thread there? Maybe Ed is trying to tell you something?

[Gayle]

Your area works so it is your rights that are the problem. I just moved that thread you had identified on bleeding procedures into your area to try to find out if the area was closed or it is your tools.

Let's PM about this.

[Kalevera]

Jeff, that's a really shitty thread on bleeding procedures. What de fudge, man.


best, whit

[Karl]

some of the stuff at
bmwe34.net
is fine for newbies...

[ryan roopnarine]

jeff is too busy ratting people out to yves and patrick bright to concern himself with his moderation duties...... :D

[Gayle]

I thought I was the only one allowed to pick on Jeff.

Guys--give him some suggestions for good threads to put there.

[632 Regal]

Yes it definetly is but the thought I had is this: We have had enough of our own people writing the same stuff for years, why cant we use our own peoples words on our own site instead of sending them somewhere else. Once we have some basics we can tweak it with revisions according to each engine model instead of something generalized for all cars like the Bently manual.


some of the stuff at
bmwe34.net
is fine for newbies...

[Zeuk in Oz]

I thought I was the only one allowed to pick on Jeff.

Keep up the good work Gayle ! :D

Oh dear, time for my warm milk and Prozac.............

[Gayle]

I propose that tomorrow be IPOJD ! (International Pick on Jeff Day) ! :D

Oh dear, time for my warm milk and Prozac.............


You Aussies can pick on people like no one else. I will be tuning in to hear the smart remarks. If it is international holiday, will it be like when New Years is celebrated over and over as it hits each time zone?

Got any extra warm milk and Prozac? I could use some about now.

[Zeuk in Oz]

You Aussies can pick on people like no one else. I will be tuning in to hear the smart remarks. If it is international holiday, will it be like when New Years is celebrated over and over as it hits each time zone?

Got any extra warm milk and Prozac? I could use some about now.

You were too quick for me Gayle, I had hoped I had deleted it before anyone read it - didn't feel sorry for Jeff, just didn't want to monopolise the forum for a full 24 hours. :p

Next week can be pick on :"Big, Big Time Posters who never post anything useful" week! :D

[DueyT]

Don't look a them, Jeff! Ignore them...they'll go away... :p

hey, how about dumping your PVC/intake work you did last year?

Cheers,
Duey

[632 Regal]

as that time of season arrives again im bummed I didnt take a shitload of pics with the procedures. I may have some I dont know.

Bill R. has a few pics id like to hang in the new spot for nubes, well sea howe it goes sune.

lol


Don't look a them, Jeff! Ignore them...they'll go away... :p

hey, how about dumping your PVC/intake work you did last year?

Cheers,
Duey

[Interceptor]

Next week can be pick on :"Big, Big Time Posters who never post anything useful" week! :D
Waaaaaaait a minute, why only big, big posters? :))))

[mattyb]

jeff, what these folk are not realising is that like a woman youve had for a few years it takes a couple of beers to get motivated. A few more to get looking about at the situiation then a few more to get to thinking about how this is gonna happen. the idea is there because it was last week and the month before and the year before that. So just relax old mate and have another beer. in between raising the dude, running a business, friggin about with poultry decapitation( like whos got time for a hobby these days) and all the other **** goin on these things are left best unrushed in the best interests of information integrity for the community as a whole. it is that they dont just relaise it yet.

[632 Regal]

wow! someone follows all the stuff going on with me?? missed the chicks...

[Gayle]

jeff, what these folk are not realising is that like a woman youve had for a few years it takes a couple of beers to get motivated.


Mattyb--do I need to show this to your wife?

[DaCan23]

He's a monarch moderator.... all title... no power...LOL

[dacoyote]

He's a monarch moderator.... all title... no power...LOL

I have heard from his woman that its true in bed also....

[632 Regal]

ask Kriss, he didnt believe the power I DO have... so I turned on the video cam to show him...lol


I have heard from his woman that its true in bed also....

[dacoyote]

ask Kriss, he didnt believe the power I DO have... so I turned on the video cam to show him...lol

wow.... thats such a horrible mental image....

[632 Regal]

with my slut...think that has to be added...


wow.... thats such a horrible mental image....

[dacoyote]

with my slut...think that has to be added...

That was a given.... gota be better then the chicken....

[632 Regal]

That was a given.... gota be better then the chicken....

Ahhh chicken "the other white meat" or was that sheeep...hmm

[dacoyote]

Ahhh chicken "the other white meat" or was that sheeep...hmm

Gotta a farm like ringmasters... other then its sheep Jeff?

[mattyb]

the other white meat. they tired that **** over there too eh. white meat my ass, half the bastards red!

[dacoyote]

the other white meat. they tired that **** over there too eh. white meat my ass, half the bastards red!

and the wool is all sticky if you get it from a farm by Jeff ....

[mattyb]

yep, have you never had jeffs sticky wool pudding

[dacoyote]

yep, have you never had jeffs sticky wool pudding

wow... you just took it to a whole new level....

[Gayle]

Charles--you have no one to blame but yourself. You took the thread this way with your comment about Jeff's woman (which did make me laugh).

Now it is groan territory. Won't someone let this thread die. Please.

[dacoyote]

Charles--you have no one to blame but yourself. You took the thread this way with your comment about Jeff's woman (which did make me laugh).

Now it is groan territory. Won't someone let this thread die. Please.

Sure thing mom... :-)

[632 Regal]

Sure thing mom... :-)

no way man....need some stills?

[mattyb]

yeh dman right. well get another month out of this. we want the recipe jeff. stop holdin out on us. we wantn stills of that other white meat getting the regal treatment in the kitchen. you gotta have a main course before sticky wool puddin. how bout thrice fried moderator violated chicken breast with tooheys new sauce!

[632 Regal]

whoaaaaaaaa.... 16 beers and 7 shots of pure russian goods has me confused here...



yeh dman right. well get another month out of this. we want the recipe jeff. stop holdin out on us. we wantn stills of that other white meat getting the regal treatment in the kitchen. you gotta have a main course before sticky wool puddin. how bout thrice fried moderator violated chicken breast with tooheys new sauce!

what the *uck you talkin bout? Whats your pleasure if not Vodka?

:D

[Gayle]

Would someone please reassure me that this thread is incomprehensible at this point? Am I just having trouble with aussie slang again or is this just booze on two continents talking or does this really mean something? Feel free to private message me with translations cause if this means something, I think it has gotten too vulgar for anything but innuendo.

[Interceptor]

Would someone please reassure me that this thread is incomprehensible at this point? Am I just having trouble with aussie slang again or is this just booze on two continents talking or does this really mean something? Feel free to private message me with translations cause if this means something, I think it has gotten too vulgar for anything but innuendo.
It's a guy thing. Sort of a pissing contest - no one wants to be the first to back out :) I bet not even they know exactly what they're talking about :)

[dacoyote]

Would someone please reassure me that this thread is incomprehensible at this point? Am I just having trouble with aussie slang again or is this just booze on two continents talking or does this really mean something? Feel free to private message me with translations cause if this means something, I think it has gotten too vulgar for anything but innuendo.

You don't even wanta know......

I think I translated it... and it said.... 42....

[dacoyote]

It's a guy thing. Sort of a pissing contest - no one wants to be the first to back out :) I bet not even they know exactly what they're talking about :)

I can never figure out what Jeff is talking about.....

I think that maybe there is someone that wants some of Jeff's "private sauce" on both white meats... chicken and sheep....

:-)

[632 Regal]

BOOYA!!!!

remember that one?


Would someone please reassure me that this thread is incomprehensible at this point? Am I just having trouble with aussie slang again or is this just booze on two continents talking or does this really mean something? Feel free to private message me with translations cause if this means something, I think it has gotten too vulgar for anything but innuendo.

[mattyb]

just booze on 2 continents. means nothing, not a pissing contest either, just babble for a laugh! not vulgar either, not from me antways