I need help desperately!!!!!!!!

[motorman]

My e28 M535i's name is Brunhilda, after years of faithfull service, she has gone into semi retirement (stored, I can't bear to sell her, i'd be being unfaithfull to her). Here's my problem, my wife want's to call my (sorry, OUR e34 535iA) Brunhilda, I told Brunhilda that and her battery went flat and she wouldn't talk to me any more:( not even a squeek, she's better now but still upset. :) All of you can help, I need a name for my (sorry OUR e34) only forum readers with nice names (for my car, sorry OUR car) need apply, all your suggestions will be noted and I'll let you know next week as I'm taking (nameless e34 for a run and holiday)
P.s my wife is coming too.;) Looking forward to your replys.
Cheers Mick

[mbogosia]

I vote for Mr. Pants. Good Luck!

[dacoyote]

I vote for Gandalf

[genphreak]

Maybe suggest Mercedes and settle for Gertrude? :D ok ok, be constructive Nick, how about Christiana or something less provocative like that...

[azale]

How about Bernadette?

And don't tell me the Four Tops were singing about a woman . . . Bernadette was a BMW. Think I'm wrong; check out the last couple lines: "You mean more to me than a woman was ever meant to be."

***********
Bernadette,
People are searching for the kind of love that
we possess.
Some go on searching their whole life through
And never find the love I've found in you.
And when I speak of you, I see envy in other
men's eyes.
And I'm well aware of what's on their minds.
They pretend to be my friend when all the time
they long to persuade you from my side.
They'd give the world and all they own for
just one moment we have known.
Bernadette
They want you because of the pride that it
gives.
But Bernadette,
I want you because I need you to live.
But while I live only to hold you,
Some other men, they long to control you.
But how can they control you
Bernadette
When they can not control themselves
Bernadette
From wanting you, needing you, but darling
You belong to me, I'll tell the world.
You belong to me, I'll tell the world.
You're the soul of me, I'll tell the world,
You're a part of me.
Bernadette.
In your arms I find the kind of peace of mind the world is
searching for.
But you, you give me the joy this heart of
mine has always been longing for.
In you I have what other men long for.
All men need someone to worship and adore.
That's why I treasure you and place you high
above.
For the only joy in life is to be loved.
So whatever you do, Bernadette.
Keep on loving me, Bernadette.
Keep on needing me, Bernadette.
Bernadette,
You're the soul of me, more than a dream.
You are planned to me.
And Bernadette,
You mean more to me than a woman was ever
meant to be
Bernadette,
My darling, Bernadette.
************

You know that's good stuff.

[motorman]

A BMW called Mercedes, interesting name, Christiana, now that's a nice name, I like that, that's on the short list Nick, thanks.
Cheers Mick

[motorman]

I see what you mean in the song in the last couple of lines, Bernadette is one of my favorite girls names, and yeah, I do love my car more than ? We'll leave that one there, Bernadette give me another to think about, thanks.
Cheers Mick.

[wingman]

Sell the E28! I sold my E12 after over 10 years of faithful service. I thought I'd pine for eternity but I hardly give it a second thought. If you don't want to sell it how about Maybeline. Worked for Chuck Berry.