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pundit
01-28-2006, 08:14 PM
The "cane toad" (Bufo marinus) is a creature that was introduced to Australia to try to curb the problem of cane beetles eating sugar cane crops. Ironically they had no effect in controlling the cane beetle instead they quickly multiplied out of control. To counter the cane-toad problem the Australian people (especially Queenslanders) have tried to kill cane toads in creative ways - it hasn't been enough.


http://www.cane-toad.com/images/gallery/dazza600x300.jpg
"My name's 'Daz'... but me mates call me 'Dazza'!"

Cane toads are survivors for a few reasons.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
1. They have two glands on the side of their heads filled with highly toxic venom. Domestic dogs can die within 15 minutes of eating a toad. Their poison can squirt into the eye of an attacker and cause severe eye discomfort.
2. Cane Toads are tough, some toads left squashed with their guts hanging out of their bodies have been known to slowly re swallow their innards and hop away.
3. The toads can eat almost anything. They can even eat the local wildlife like small marsupials and mice. They are also successful breeders; females can lay a massive 40 thousand eggs each at a time.

MUTILATION AND DEATH!
Cane toads get killed by Aussies in all sorts of ways including:

1. Smacking them with golf clubs, cricket bats, picks, pitch forks, cattle prods or axes.
2. Freezing them in the freezer (regarded as the most humane method).
3. Running over them in cars, bikes, lawn mowers or semi trailers.
4. Pouring Detol disinfectant on them (burns their skin)
5. Pouring kerosene/petrol on them and then lighting them on fire.
6. Stuffing them full of firecrackers and then blowing them to smithereens.

Almost every Queenslander has had the experience of mutilating some poor cane toad in bizarre ways as mentioned above. Unfortunately there are no effective measures for eradicating toads on a population level - cane toad numbers continue to grow.

CANE TOAD SOUVENIRS
Some inventive Queenslanders have found a way to cash in on the plague of toads. Cane toad skins can be tanned to produce high quality exotic leather that is used as material on fashion articles such as wallets, handbags and key chains. Dead dried toads are stuffed and sold as humorous figurines including ballerinas, drag queens and Aussie yobbos.

Despite the masses of Australians who despise the cane toad a few locals have taken a liking to the ugly creatures. Some toads are loved as backyard pets, others are considered as part of the family.

To find out more download the movie (http://www.cane-toad.com/movies/Cane-toad_divx_720x576.avi) :D

Courtesy of www.cane-toad.com

wingman
01-29-2006, 02:48 AM
Did you know that they've found these b*&tards in Sydney?!?! They'll be in Melbourne before you know it Pundit.

Dave M
01-29-2006, 03:12 AM
Wow, AUS needs more predotors. Oskar (my Lab) eats frogs, rabbits and poodles, maybe he can be of assistance.

Let me know,

Dave M

pundit
01-29-2006, 03:34 AM
If you haven't seen it download the video

http://www.cane-toad.com/movies/Cane-toad_divx_720x576.avi

It's a hoot! :D :D :D

pundit
01-29-2006, 03:39 AM
Wow, AUS needs more predotors. Oskar (my Lab) eats frogs, rabbits and poodles, maybe he can be of assistance.

Let me know,

Dave M
"... They have two glands on the side of their heads filled with highly toxic venom. Domestic dogs can die within 15 minutes of eating a toad. Their poison can squirt into the eye of an attacker and cause severe eye discomfort..."

Yes, they're highly poisonous bastards!

pundit
01-29-2006, 03:40 AM
Did you know that they've found these b*&tards in Sydney?!?! They'll be in Melbourne before you know it Pundit.
Another case of an introduced species that turned out to be far worse than the thing it was supposed to eradicate.

pundit
01-29-2006, 03:45 AM
Did you know that they've found these b*&tards in Sydney?!?! They'll be in Melbourne before you know it Pundit.
Yeah, I'm buying a new set of golf clubs with a 'Big Bertha' toad driver!! :D

Dave M
01-29-2006, 03:56 AM
"... They have two glands on the side of their heads filled with highly toxic venom. Domestic dogs can die within 15 minutes of eating a toad. Their poison can squirt into the eye of an attacker and cause severe eye discomfort..."

Yes, they're highly poisonous bastards!

OK, I renege, I like my dog. North American frogs are pu's!es, even a poodle could eat one ;)

Dave M

angrypancake
01-29-2006, 12:05 PM
2. Cane Toads are tough, some toads left squashed with their guts hanging out of their bodies have been known to slowly re swallow their innards and hop away.


whoaaa.... ew? 10 bucks says sooner or later they show it in time lapse photography on the learning channel.




5. Pouring kerosene/petrol on them and then lighting them on fire.
6. Stuffing them full of firecrackers and then blowing them to smithereens.


HAHAHAHAHA.... but isn't it true if kids do that, then they're predestined to become serial killers? pfffff



How long before they hop on a boat and come stateside? Some bloke will think theyre awesome and smuggle some over this way...

E34 530
01-29-2006, 03:57 PM
Didn't anyone do long term studies seeing if the toads would have actually reduced the population of the cane beetle??

Reminds me of the Simpsons episodes where Bart introduce frogs into Australia, and they let the lizard/mammals breed to take care of the pigeon population only to find outt ah tthey atoo have to be taken care of.

Sorry to say, but I think it was a dumb decision on your countries' behalf.

rob101
01-29-2006, 04:12 PM
yeah its a pity they aren't edible, we could send them to france and make a killing lol..... mmm edible native animals, i love kangaroo meat so very good.

genphreak
01-29-2006, 04:41 PM
Didn't anyone do long term studies seeing if the toads would have actually reduced the population of the cane beetle??

Reminds me of the Simpsons episodes where Bart introduce frogs into Australia, and they let the lizard/mammals breed to take care of the pigeon population only to find outt ah tthey atoo have to be taken care of.

Sorry to say, but I think it was a dumb decision on your countries' behalf.Who amongst us (in Australia) ever does long term studies? I mean, who knows how much LNG, oil, sheep or wheat we will have in 3 years let alone 3 generations? Who is building a long term industry that exports anything seriously value-added as opposed to commonly found (in the ground) or grown on soemthing else's back? Now, back to business, what else can I liquidate...

rob101
01-29-2006, 04:53 PM
Who amongst us (in Australia) ever does long term studies? I mean, who knows how much LNG, oil, sheep or wheat we will have in 3 years let alone 3 generations? Who is building a long term industry that exports anything seriously value-added as opposed to commonly found (in the ground) or grown on soemthing else's back? Now, back to business, what else can I liquidate...
yes it is a sad thing that we are so resource driven when we have the technology and the infrastructure to manufacture our own goods from our resources, instead china is using the majority of our Iron Ore and BHP probably gets most of the steel we see here fabricated from brazil not to mention having to pay opec rates for LPG that we produce in australia.

Blitzkrieg Bob
01-30-2006, 05:45 PM
I must have shot my weight in toads when I was a kid with a pellet gun.

They are a pest, buy it's cool to see a "bufo chip" on the road, a flattened dried out toad.

Now we got coqui tree frogs, but they are real tiny, and too hard to shoot.

632 Regal
01-30-2006, 07:46 PM
if you lick their backs do you catch a buzz?

Blitzkrieg Bob
01-30-2006, 08:38 PM
A bunch Vietnamese thought they could eat Bufo legs and wound up dead here a few years ago.