How could you do such a thing to a 525 - Ebay...

[CharlesAFerg]

Ugh, horrendous! They even put on ///M5 badges everywhere, and its only a 525 just like mine, blech... A shame indeed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-5-Series-525-BMW-525-E34-NOT-M5-535-540-M3-CIVIC-ACCORD_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6008QQitemZ46152 31472QQrdZ1

[Scott H]

check out his listing description.

"YOU ARE BITING ON A BEAUTIFUL SILVER, WELL TAKEN CARE OF BMW 525.(NOT M5). WITH A CLEAN TITLE AND 64 K MILES .IT HAS BLACK LEATHER ENTERIOR ,NO CRACKS OR RIPS IN A VERY GOOD CONDITION. IT CONTAINS PREMIUM SOUND SYSTEM,MP3 CD PLAYER, ALARM, ALPINE AMPLIFIER AND TWO 10'SUBWOOFER IN A BOX . IT HAS CROM 19'' WHEALS, WITH 65% OF THREAD LEFT. THE OIL WAS CHANGED IN THE ENGINE EVERY THREE THOUSAND MILES. THE ONLY THING DOSE NOT WORK IS POWER DOOR LOCK. THE REAR TAILLIGHTS WAS CUSTOM MADE. THIS CAR IS ONE OF AKIND. YOU WILL NEVER FIND A CAR LIKE THIS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU CAN REACH ME AT (360) 921-4836"

almost has to be a joke. What kind of shifter is in there? Let's all prank call him


Ugh, horrendous! They even put on ///M5 badges everywhere, and its only a 525 just like mine, blech... A shame indeed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-5-Series-525-BMW-525-E34-NOT-M5-535-540-M3-CIVIC-ACCORD_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6008QQitemZ46152 31472QQrdZ1

[dacoyote]

check out his listing description.

"YOU ARE BITING ON A BEAUTIFUL SILVER, WELL TAKEN CARE OF BMW 525.(NOT M5). WITH A CLEAN TITLE AND 64 K MILES .IT HAS BLACK LEATHER ENTERIOR ,NO CRACKS OR RIPS IN A VERY GOOD CONDITION. IT CONTAINS PREMIUM SOUND SYSTEM,MP3 CD PLAYER, ALARM, ALPINE AMPLIFIER AND TWO 10'SUBWOOFER IN A BOX . IT HAS CROM 19'' WHEALS, WITH 65% OF THREAD LEFT. THE OIL WAS CHANGED IN THE ENGINE EVERY THREE THOUSAND MILES. THE ONLY THING DOSE NOT WORK IS POWER DOOR LOCK. THE REAR TAILLIGHTS WAS CUSTOM MADE. THIS CAR IS ONE OF AKIND. YOU WILL NEVER FIND A CAR LIKE THIS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU CAN REACH ME AT (360) 921-4836"

almost has to be a joke. What kind of shifter is in there? Let's all prank call him

What is like is how the other owner took it in every fore :-) thousand miles

[632 Regal]

nice spelling...

IT HAS CROM , WITH THREAD , DOSE , AKIND

Nothing says bling like them rollerskates.

[Lennyz525i]

It has insane low mileage though. I pulled a carfax and it checks out. The mileage wasn't first registered until 1997 with only 9, somethingK on it. I actually mailed the seller a while back to ask him how signals with the rear turn signals eliminated.

[CharlesAFerg]

Whats sad is that it's from Oregon(I'm in Beaverton, OR), I sure hope it was the guy in Washington that did this...
If I ever saw this thing I would sit in mine and laugh, knowing mines probably faster with all that stupid crap hes loaded it up with... Let alone the horror of the electrical system that rears its ugly head every day because of all that stupid stereo equiptment...
Heres my beauty! I haven't posted pics of it as of yet...
http://myspace-704.vo.llnwd.net/00109/40/74/109444704_l.jpg
http://myspace-393.vo.llnwd.net/00382/39/37/382127393_l.jpg

[CharlesAFerg]

It has insane low mileage though. I pulled a carfax and it checks out. The mileage wasn't first registered until 1997 with only 9, somethingK on it. I actually mailed the seller a while back to ask him how signals with the rear turn signals eliminated.

It almost looks like he did body work or something, I noticed that too.
While your at it, ask him how he thought of the recangular exhaust... :D lol

[Anthony (M5 in Calgary)]

Ugh, horrendous! They even put on ///M5 badges everywhere, and its only a 525 just like mine, blech... A shame indeed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-5-Series-525-BMW-525-E34-NOT-M5-535-540-M3-CIVIC-ACCORD_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6008QQitemZ46152 31472QQrdZ1


Quite possibly the most hideous wheels I've ever seen on a BMW. My poor eyes.

[Jay 535i]

Gross.

[Lennyz525i]

ah, got answer! The turn signal bulb is the stop light.

[angrypancake]

no one has said anything about the shaved tail lights!!! wtf is that about?!?!?!

[Jay 535i]

no one has said anything about the shaved tail lights!!! wtf is that about?!?!?!

Spending money and being different just because you can. Not because it's tasteful, desireable, or good in any way. The MaxPower mindset.

[Alexlind123]

Whats sad is that it's from Oregon(I'm in Beaverton, OR), I sure hope it was the guy in Washington that did this...
If I ever saw this thing I would sit in mine and laugh, knowing mines probably faster with all that stupid crap hes loaded it up with... Let alone the horror of the electrical system that rears its ugly head every day because of all that stupid stereo equiptment...
Heres my beauty! I haven't posted pics of it as of yet...
http://myspace-704.vo.llnwd.net/00109/40/74/109444704_l.jpg
http://myspace-393.vo.llnwd.net/00382/39/37/382127393_l.jpg

Nice car! I see the water does nice things to it, like mine.

[CharlesAFerg]

Nice car! I see the water does nice things to it, like mine.

haha, thanks, yeah I live in Oregon so there aren't many times I can take a picture of a clean dry car :p I will get one though, and I will put up a sig w it.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

To complete the "poser" look

[Rustam]

no one has said anything about the shaved tail lights!!! wtf is that about?!?!?!

This is not the worst example of molested bmw. I recall seeing e34 with lime green paint.
I find these tail lights being most distasteful feature of this car... They make it look like some toyota camry. The car looks like it has been repainted very recently.
The wheels are as they come - stylistic mismatch. Mentioning the wheels -
you guys should have seen my car had when I got it - "radioactive" 3 spoke wheels... All with different size tires.

[Gayle]

Quite possibly the most hideous wheels I've ever seen on a BMW. My poor eyes.

Ditto that comment. FUGLY.

Isn't it fun to make fun of someone else's car when they so deserve it???

[mzarifkar]

You are BITING on beautiful....

this car is all armorall and tireshine

edit: i admit, i do like his gauges with the silver edge around it. and the front bumper all in the car's color is nice as well (i would leave the trim black personally on my white car) anyone know if he painted the dash gauges himself or if that is buy-able

[Kobe Diesel]

This car is just fine, just replace the wheels with throwing stars or something tasteful, remove the M badges and thats that.

Nice paint job.

[trumpetr]

He shud have put taht creap on a Japenease car heh heh.
I agree about those wheels- sheesh!!!

[mzarifkar]

This car is just fine, just replace the wheels with throwing stars or something tasteful, remove the M badges and thats that.

Nice paint job.

if you could somehow undo the tailight modification, you got yourself a very silver, low mileage, stick shift e34.

[angrypancake]

This is not the worst example of molested bmw. I recall seeing e34 with lime green paint.
I find these tail lights being most distasteful feature of this car... They make it look like some toyota camry. The car looks like it has been repainted very recently.
The wheels are as they come - stylistic mismatch. Mentioning the wheels -
you guys should have seen my car had when I got it - "radioactive" 3 spoke wheels... All with different size tires.


lol something like this?
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/7562/natsnewride003greencopy5yb.jpg

[632 Regal]

I like it all except the wheels...

edit: and the eyebrows, and the black trim that is silver.

[Incantation]

"stupid" stereo equipment? what a tool. you have any idea how much of a retard you sound like with your post? sitting in your car and laughing at someone else's?

have a look at your STOCK ride and deal with the fact i have about 200 pounds of 'stupid' stereo equipment (probably worth more than your car is) and even though my car is slow it will still leave you in the dust

let's keep the high-school comments to ourselves, shall we?

[Incantation]

just say no to chrome

this car to you guys is like the lastest JUICY gossip to a bunch of soap-opera watching stay-at-home moms. man do u all ever get off on knocking rides u don't like, lmfao

[angrypancake]

i'm still thinking of painting mine green. man am i ever gonna get flamed for it, but who cares? it's MY car to look at every morning