I felt so sorry for this 7

[Gayle]

I was out washing my car after work and this car drives up.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/e34Gayle/7Small.jpg



I glance up front my intent focus on my wheels and think

"what is the matter with that e34-its deformed."

I am looking at the lip on the truck and thinking "how did they do that?"

Then I realized,

"doh, it's a 7." Poor thing. With the M pars it looks like a granny in a mini skirt and a midriff baring top. It looks ridiculous.

And the car was so filthy.

A dude (about 25) and his lady were there to bat some balls at the baseball diamond across the street.

I know I have to zip it, but I just want to say "dude...give her a bath." Then I start to fantasize about pulling a bottle of P21S wheel cleaner and silently handing it to him, but I think "nah, he would just hit me."

When they drove off, the car creaked and barely had enough power to pull away. It probably had not had an oil change since before the last time those wheels were washed. It was too sad.

I was glad my car was facing the other way so she didn't have to see an abused cousin.

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[NovceGuru]

:(

[fujioko]

Gayle,

The California sun sure has aged you. Seems just the other day you looked a lot younger. Oh yeah, someone should just shoot that 7 and put it out of its misery.

[Gayle]

Gayle,

The California sun sure has aged you. Seems just the other day you looked a lot younger. Oh yeah, someone should just shoot that 7 and put it out of its misery.


You mean my cousin Elizabeth who is channeling the spirit of Marilyn Monroe?

[Nick.Hay]

Or they could just give it a wash, and a polish...

[gale]

Careful!, I think someone just stepped on my toes ;)

[Gayle]

Careful!, I think someone just stepped on my toes ;)

Nah, your 7 looks great. A 5 speed with the beautiful skin yours has deserves pretty shoes.

This was an auto. I listened as he drove off. I would have cut him slack on the sporty looks (however filthy) if the car had the ___ to back it up, but it didn't. :(

Edit: Is there such a thing as an M powered 7? I spent a long time trying to see if his m pars were real or replicias. They were so filthy it was hard to tell from across the street. I was trying to be discrete. Finally decided they were replicas.

[liquidtiger720]

I feel more sorry for this 7.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/liquidtiger720/IMG_0498Large.jpg

[rob101]

perhaps you could not put our head of state in a suggestive pose in your signature, i find it almost as disgusting as winfred's signature.

[gale]

Is there such a thing as an M powered 7?

The factory never pursued an M version of the e32, but European models had a large selection of M-tech options such as sport suspension, etc. Alpina, Hartge, Dinan, and Schnitzer, along with perhaps numerous other tuners did aftermarket variations on 750's such as twin turbos, suspension mods, ground effects, etc. I sold a set of banjo bolts to a fellow BMW owner in Denver a few months ago who has a 750 twin turbo, now that would be awesome!

e38 740's with the factory sports package came stock with M-parallel's & with their more aggressive stance and power to back it up, I must admit they look quite fitting. There's a group down in Alamogordo that imports grey market e32's & e38's, one day I'm hoping they'll bring over a short wheelbase 750 with the m73 motor, at least I can dream anyway:D

[winfred]

WOOHOO i pissed off someone else without trying with a second non animated picture in a row, damn how am i going to top this without going over the top with porn, no wait i know :D


perhaps you could not put our head of state in a suggestive pose in your signature, i find it almost as disgusting as winfred's signature.

[Gayle]

perhaps you could not put our head of state in a suggestive pose in your signature, i find it almost as disgusting as winfred's signature.

Sorry, didn't mean to offend.


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[Gayle]

The factory never pursued an M version of the e32, but European models had a large selection of M-tech options such as sport suspension, etc. Alpina, Hartge, Dinan, and Schnitzer, along with perhaps numerous other tuners did aftermarket variations on 750's such as twin turbos, suspension mods, ground effects, etc.

Got my new tires put on today at a place that was a German import "dealer wanta be." Had a couple of 02 M3s and an 00 M5 in the waiting room. They had Dinan and Brembo literature and parts decorating the waiting room like art. Made me want to replace some more stuff on my car that doesn't need replacing. Addictive isn't it?

[rob101]

Sorry, didn't mean to offend.


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not offended, simply freaked out! lol

[632 Regal]

how pretty....why dont these things show up for me...I have to go to source, copy and paste these bitches.

[winfred]

U suck :D


why dont these things show up for me

[632 Regal]

I guess, whats for lunch tomorrow?

U suck :D

[Gayle]

I guess, whats for lunch tomorrow?


I am in the mood for Mongolian Stir-Fry. What are you hungry for?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Starts off small with a little chrome, maybe platinum plugs and on to big injectors...then bam! Before you know it, you're hooked...spending $$$$ chasing the next big part, the hotest mod.

Then one day after you finally wake up and hit bottom, family gone, house looks like a garage and you decide seek a 12 step program to go "cold stock".

Sell the mods on ebay, or worse, push them to some new guy, geeting him hooked.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Pretty cool,

You pick the meat and veggies and they cook it up.

I always go for the red hot sauce....makes my hair sweat

[Gayle]

Pretty cool,

You pick the meat and veggies and they cook it up.

I always go for the red hot sauce....makes my hair sweat

So you are a dragon oil guy?

And you are telling me "put the modification down, back away, and no one will get hurt?" You mean I can't even get some sexy caliphers?:(

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[liquidtiger720]

lol...hot pot!

[onewhippedpuppy]

Who needs new calipers, when you can have these sexy things!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33563&item=8008905423#ebayphotohosting

[Gayle]

Who needs new calipers, when you can have these sexy things!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33563&item=8008905423#ebayphotohosting



ooooooooo............

[632 Regal]

cool! More stuff to rivet to my fenders...

Who needs new calipers, when you can have these sexy things!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33563&item=8008905423#ebayphotohosting

[clhorton]

Did that E32 have an ///M7 badge on it

[Anthony (M5 in Calgary)]

I was out washing my car after work and this car drives up.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/e34Gayle/7Small.jpg



I glance up front my intent focus on my wheels and think

"what is the matter with that e34-its deformed."

I am looking at the lip on the truck and thinking "how did they do that?"

Then I realized,

"doh, it's a 7." Poor thing. With the M pars it looks like a granny in a mini skirt and a midriff baring top. It looks ridiculous.

And the car was so filthy.

A dude (about 25) and his lady were there to bat some balls at the baseball diamond across the street.

I know I have to zip it, but I just want to say "dude...give her a bath." Then I start to fantasize about pulling a bottle of P21S wheel cleaner and silently handing it to him, but I think "nah, he would just hit me."

When they drove off, the car creaked and barely had enough power to pull away. It probably had not had an oil change since before the last time those wheels were washed. It was too sad.

I was glad my car was facing the other way so she didn't have to see an abused cousin.

.

My car likes being dirty... ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/interalian/Dirty%20M5/DSC00296.jpg

[Gayle]

My car likes being dirty... ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/interalian/Dirty%20M5/DSC00296.jpg



LOL--is it part pig? And is it equally forgiving about salt as it is dirt?

[Robin-535im]

Who needs new calipers, when you can have these sexy things!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33563&item=8008905423#ebayphotohosting
"Contact us if you have every problems with our items."

[Anthony (M5 in Calgary)]

LOL--is it part pig? And is it equally forgiving about salt as it is dirt?


Oink! I don't think the picture will end up on a mouse pad... :D

Salt, mud, whatever. Daily use = dirty more often than not. I try to keep the salt washed off though. I have a tiny amount of rust on the door bottom trims but not bad for a 15 year old car driven every day.

I call it use though, not abuse. Abuse is flogging the engine with cold oil. Once the oil is warmer than 70C, watch out.