540 w/ throwings stars

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

I pulled up next the a mint 540, throwing stars, nice tires, in perfect shape.

looked over at the driver...and it's a little old chinese lady with cat eye glasses, just sitting at the light with both hands on the wheel. She must of been 100 years old. Ha ha haa.

I got keep on eye for the car in the classifieds...it probably has only 36k on it.

[SharkmanBMW]

follow her home and make her an offer!
Pretty funny.
use some of your "charm" and woo her!

You could really get around the island fast in a 540!

[pundit]

I pulled up next the a mint 540, throwing stars, nice tires, in perfect shape.

looked over at the driver...and it's a little old chinese lady with cat eye glasses, just sitting at the light with both hands on the wheel. She must of been 100 years old. Ha ha haa.

I got keep on eye for the car in the classifieds...it probably has only 36k on it.
Whadya mean? She probably just stole it!
Kinda reminds of Maude in 'Harold & Maude'.

EXT. HIGHWAY - LONG SHOT - DAY

Cop on a motorcycle watches Maude go by. He follows her
and flags her down. She pulls the truck over to the side
of the road.

EXT. ROADSIDE - DAY

The cop gets off his motorcycle and comes over to the truck
door.

COP
Lady, you were going 70 miles
an hour in a 45-mile zone. Could
I see your license, please?

MAUDE
Yes. Those little pieces of paper
with your picture on it?

COP
Yes.

MAUDE
Oh, I don't have one.

COP
Come again.

MAUDE
I don't have one. I don't
believe in them.

COP
How long have you been driving?

MAUDE
About forty-five minutes,
wouldn't you say, Harold? We
were hoping to start sooner but,
you see, it's rather hard to find
a truck.

COP
Could I see your registration?

MAUDE
I just don't think we have one,
unless it's in the glove compartment.
Could you look, Harold?

COP
Isn't this your vehicle?

MAUDE
No, no. I just took it.

COP
Took it?