650 HELL, Blasphemy at it's best!

[SharkmanBMW]

http://forums.montrealracing.com/showthread.php?t=341439

[onewhippedpuppy]

My eyes!!!!

[JD525IA]

would someone take a beautiful, new, classy, $90,000 car and turn it into a $3500 piece of crap? I'm sure they think they made it worth more since the modified it, but they won't get **** for it. No accounting for tastes.

That's some great advertisement for India! NOT

[ProZak]

Holy crap, Batman. Although the metallic flake is a nice touch.

*cough cough cough*

What am I saying???

[SC David]

Good god! At least this proves money can't buy taste.

[GJPinAU]

http://forums.montrealracing.com/showthread.php?t=341439
BMW should be allowed to sue these people (or at least, have them shot).

[rob101]

extermination comes to mind,
but i think that is the germanic man in me.

[NY535iManual]

This may be a dumb question, but where do you guys think a person with that kind of, ahem, taste, would get the $$$ to buy such a car, let alone do the "upgrades?"

[Derek A.]

Oil ?
Qwikie-marts ?
Pimping ?

[winfred]

putz

[Johntee540]

HEY! I am totally digging the wheels! - JT

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

get the car boys..... we're heading to Florida for some hunting.

Better bring some rope..there just might be a hanging while we're there.

[sKilled]

Dear Customer,

We thankyou for your recent purchase of our 6 series coupe, and congratulate you on your excellent choice of vehicle.

It has come to our attention, however, that you have felt it necessary to 'modify' our vehicle to a level which is beyond what we consider to be decent. It has been concluded necessary for you to delete any and all modifications beyond standard options, for which we feel a 30 day 'grace' period commencing upon receipt of this notice to be sufficient. Along with this a formal written apology is deemed necessary. In the event that you fail to fulfill these two requirements, we would therefore be forced to the following avenues of action:

1. Ceisure of the aforemention vehicle for immediate deletion of all modifications or desctruction, without repatriation.

2. Irradiation of yourself and immediate family and friends to prevent the continuation of traits which result in the creation of such abominations.

3. The release to us of a list containing data of all involved parties in the modification. These parties shall be treated as in point 2.

In order to facilitate this process we request your full cooperation. However, if you deem your participation as unecessary we kindly remind you that we are German, and we have ways of making you talk.

Yours sincerely,


Karl Heinrich Dietz

Chief of Propaganda Operations
BMW

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

for people like this.....

[sKilled]

Reminds me of a joke (readers beware, not PC).

An SS officer comes across a young boy sitting on the roadside, head in his hands, staring at his feet. The SS oficer asks "Hallo little boy, wat are you doing?", the boy answers "Konzentrating sir". To this the SS officer replies "Wat a koincidenz, we have kamps for zat".

[SchnellE34]

Profile of the person driving that car:
-A woman, hopefully
-middle aged, around mid-life crisis
-weight lifter, could bench press the car
-wife of an oil company exec, after being divorced six times
-very loud talker, won't let you get a word in
-drama queen
-wants everything yesterday

[wingman]

This is a classic example of money and taste being two entirely seperate entities.

[fujioko]

As the VW guy would say, “time to unpimp your auto”… then a very loud crunch as the 650 is smashed into a pile of jagged steel. Seriously, WTF.. a heart on the door? Even the most tackiest person would have better sense than that!

[Nick.Hay]

6 series uber-coupe by BMW...

Styling by Punky Brewster, or Slut Hilton!!



Quick!! Call Jimmy540i: Yet another one for BMW nightmare

[winfred]

she had giagantic **** at a early age, had to have them deflated (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004941/)


6 series uber-coupe by BMW...

Styling by Punky Brewster

Quick!! Call Jimmy540i: Yet another one for BMW nightmare

[Gayle]

Don't get me wrong--I think everything about that car is disgusting, but at least you would never have any trouble finding it in a parking lot. In fact, you could probably find that car if you were blind drunk and had your eyes closed. I bet it glows in the dark.

Did you guys notice that the Montreal forum has some serious post whores? One person had 13k post, a couple had 6k, one had 5k. They put us to shame.

[632 Regal]

some forums can be coded where they can put anything as the number of posts. Ours cant, I looked into it :D

Don't get me wrong--I think everything about that car is disgusting, but at least you would never have any trouble finding it in a parking lot. In fact, you could probably find that car if you were blind drunk and had your eyes closed. I bet it glows in the dark.

Did you guys notice that the Montreal forum has some serious post whores? One person had 13k post, a couple had 6k, one had 5k. They put us to shame.

[Anthony (M5 in Calgary)]

http://forums.montrealracing.com/showthread.php?t=341439


Here's a picture of that same car I posted a while back before many of the current mods were done. Must be a work in progress... License plate is the same:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/interalian/temp/ilfxaa.jpg

[SharkmanBMW]

Here's a picture of that same car I posted a while back before many of the current mods were done. Must be a work in progress... License plate is the same:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/interalian/temp/ilfxaa.jpg


Good friend of yours is it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:p

[Anthony (M5 in Calgary)]

Good friend of yours is it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:p


Of course. How'd you know Calgary was in Florida? I thought we'd kept that a secret from you guys in the East...

[DueyT]

Maybe BrianC can run the plate and have a letter sent from DMV to return car to a less vomitatious configuration. That not that I'm a fan of Bangle's creations, but that really blows chunks!

p.s. Isn't it a 645?

[Nick.Hay]

Downsizing breasts??? WTF!!!

Jesus H.... BIGGER!!! not smaller, woman!!

[Skateparks]

to quote Will Farrell,"I think I just threw up in my mouth"

[BlueM60]

My god, it looks like a bloody tampon with a "wing". I just want to know how many Dairy Queens were shut down to cover the expenses on the vehicle an d aformentioned "additions.

-=Ben

[winfred]

good god she was a 38dd at 15, a few more years and she woulda just fallen over


Downsizing breasts??? WTF!!!

Jesus H.... BIGGER!!! not smaller, woman!!