Anyone... Someone... Please buy this one of a kind car

[Evan]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/94-BMW-540i-e34-RARE-Custom-Racing-Dynamics-M-Upgrades_W0QQitemZ4649366261QQihZ002QQcategoryZ600 8QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Rob]

That car has been posted on Ebay before. I'm sure it's the same one we saw last time. Parked in a garage with a lot of snow about, no?

Still, very nice car. Would love to own a 540. :(:)

[mattyb]

i guess body kits are a matter of taste really. Is that price expensive for canada?

[Traian]

Wow, no offence mate, but you are beating up on your own car pretty bad in that ad. I never knew there were so many reasons NOT to buy a 540i!

[Ausmpower]

try washing it.....

[MantecaBMW]

Need I say more!

[angrypancake]

ha, the guy posted it here in the f/s section. he loves Alfa's more than bimmers and clearly doesn't know how to post a for sale ad

[VentoGT]

U-G-L-Y-You don't need no alibi, you're UGLY...woo woo...you're UGLY-WHEEEEEEEW

I remember reading the FS thread a while back and was very surprised at some of the comments from the seller. He thinks his car is worth it's weight in gold I think.

[trumpetr]

I want the littletree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.
Damn hard to find the yellow ones.

[ThoreauHD]

OK.. dude... OMG you are such a tech. I'm a tech too, so if I can see this.. wow.

OK, let one of us rewrite the whole thing for you. You need to sound like you have an ounce of class in your ad. And take that damn christmas tree air freshener out of the car! Damn whiggerachi.. check yo self.

You are going way off topic. You should bring up all the good points without opinion. And only bring up the terminal bad points without opinion.

And a bad point is not in the design of the car- such as in snow. If it sucks in snow, that's the models flaw and leave that out. Lord help you if you ever had to sell ice to eskimos. Also, replace the floor mats. They are brown from dirt and your interior is black.

You have a beautiful car. Just state the facts about maintenance and upkeep and get rid of the ghetto-ware and it will sell itself. Good luck.

[clhorton]

Let's see if we can get that cars owner back on the board so we can mess with him some more. That was a good thread to kill time.

[Lennyz525i]

ha, the guy posted it here in the f/s section. he loves Alfa's more than bimmers and clearly doesn't know how to post a for sale ad

was just gonna reply that he seems to be an alfaphile. He's got a rare 164S sitting in his garage and a milano on the driveway.

[Evan]

if you think that car is beautiful you need to see an optometrist... immediately

[Evan]

there's another 540ia in the classifieds for $9300... maybe they're related?