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trumpetr
07-22-2006, 09:12 PM
What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
I have two favorites:
Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.

Others????

winfred
07-22-2006, 09:31 PM
sweating like a whore in church is one favorite, i know another that involves diffaculty in reading but is rather racial

CharlesAFerg
07-22-2006, 11:59 PM
What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
I have two favorites:
Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.

Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.

Others????

Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O

I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?) Whatever it is, my stomach hurts like a mother****er and I can't work because every 15 minutes I have to bend the hell over or sit down. Fever, all that junk.

Oh, and I woke up with an ear infection surprise this morning. Wonderful.
Who, besides six year olds, gets ear infections....Apperently I do!
I eat very healthy, I run and lift almost every day of the week...hmmmmmm
At least it happened when I don't have class...

Sorry, I don't know what brought that on. I'm gonna go try to puke now :D
roflmao

pundit
07-23-2006, 12:06 AM
Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O

I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?)...
Gastric reflux possibly caused by a hiatus hernia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiatus_hernia).
If you have a hiatus hernia at 19, it's time to change your diet (avoid fatty & acidic foods), lose some weight and give up cigarettes & booze.
Then after also abstaining from sex, there is nothing else to live for so you may as well drive your E34 off the edge of the Grand Canyon! :p

The other possbilty is a stomach ulcer.
Either way, go see your doctor!

SnakeyesTx
07-23-2006, 01:47 AM
Houston heat + humidity

"Its like breathing through a wet sponge"

ThoreauHD
07-23-2006, 03:50 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bunny.jpg

winfred
07-23-2006, 08:14 AM
http://members.cox.net/wdixon27/lightning.jpg

winfred
07-23-2006, 08:25 AM
it's time to change your diet

couldn't hurt
http://members.cox.net/kitlou/mbf.jpg

ThoreauHD
07-23-2006, 09:37 AM
I'm all for happy endings.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bigbob.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bunny2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/Oooo.jpg

BillionPa
07-23-2006, 03:58 PM
i prefer "hotter than holy hell"

its short and to the point.