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trumpetr
07-22-2006, 09:12 PM
What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
I have two favorites:
Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.
Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.
Others????
winfred
07-22-2006, 09:31 PM
sweating like a whore in church is one favorite, i know another that involves diffaculty in reading but is rather racial
CharlesAFerg
07-22-2006, 11:59 PM
What with all the heat wave we all seem to be having, what is your favorite expression as to the heat?
I have two favorites:
Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch.
Its hotter than two rabbits f**king in a burlap sack.
Others????
Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O
I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?) Whatever it is, my stomach hurts like a mother****er and I can't work because every 15 minutes I have to bend the hell over or sit down. Fever, all that junk.
Oh, and I woke up with an ear infection surprise this morning. Wonderful.
Who, besides six year olds, gets ear infections....Apperently I do!
I eat very healthy, I run and lift almost every day of the week...hmmmmmm
At least it happened when I don't have class...
Sorry, I don't know what brought that on. I'm gonna go try to puke now :D
roflmao
pundit
07-23-2006, 12:06 AM
Not hotter than my temperature, here in Oregon at least X-O
I've been sick! Don't know what it is... (Whats that injury called when acid burns your stomach badly?)...
Gastric reflux possibly caused by a hiatus hernia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiatus_hernia).
If you have a hiatus hernia at 19, it's time to change your diet (avoid fatty & acidic foods), lose some weight and give up cigarettes & booze.
Then after also abstaining from sex, there is nothing else to live for so you may as well drive your E34 off the edge of the Grand Canyon! :p
The other possbilty is a stomach ulcer.
Either way, go see your doctor!
SnakeyesTx
07-23-2006, 01:47 AM
Houston heat + humidity
"Its like breathing through a wet sponge"
ThoreauHD
07-23-2006, 03:50 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bunny.jpg
winfred
07-23-2006, 08:14 AM
http://members.cox.net/wdixon27/lightning.jpg
winfred
07-23-2006, 08:25 AM
it's time to change your diet
couldn't hurt
http://members.cox.net/kitlou/mbf.jpg
ThoreauHD
07-23-2006, 09:37 AM
I'm all for happy endings.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bigbob.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/bunny2.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/Oooo.jpg
BillionPa
07-23-2006, 03:58 PM
i prefer "hotter than holy hell"
its short and to the point.
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