Topless BMW Carwash…Not Political Correct but very Nice [Archive]

califblue

08-19-2006, 12:25 AM

Another slow Friday at work Mike?

Not really just spent 3.5 Millon dollars so we all can continue to drive in Bavarian Luxury and speak ENGLISH!:D

I owe this one to friend who dries a 540 Dianna in Colorado( Damn So.Californian Ex pat:p )

Gayle

08-19-2006, 12:43 AM

Not really just spent 3.5 Millon dollars so we all can continue to drive in Bavarian Luxury and speak ENGLISH!:D

And how does you spending aerospace dollars keep me in my bmw?

pundit

08-19-2006, 12:46 AM

Hmmm.... BMW 'tips' of the day!

632 Regal

08-19-2006, 12:53 AM

**** of the day?:D
Hmmm.... BMW 'tips' of the day!

ThoreauHD

08-19-2006, 12:29 PM

This post is making me hungry. I guess it's tuna for lunch.

fclake

08-19-2006, 01:19 PM

Hey you don't have to look:D

http://www.afhakers.nl/babeviewer.asp?x=202&z=BMW%20Was%20team&pageNum_RSBabes=0
seen one, seen em both

Bimmerman

08-19-2006, 02:20 PM

seen one, seen em both
I could look all day long and never get bored...:)

Alexlind123

08-19-2006, 03:46 PM

There needs to be more e34s

nizmainiac

08-19-2006, 03:55 PM

topless car washes should be made mandatory throughout the world

HDhandyman

08-19-2006, 04:01 PM

NOW that's the type of car wash that I'm talkin bout, right there!

"woop, hollar at yo dollars and buds
we go'n bimmers and suds
wit naked titties and rubs......WHAT"

tnt525i

08-19-2006, 04:19 PM

wait,,, you mean there were cars in this post? gee i didnt notice any lmao

BimmerMeUp

08-19-2006, 04:44 PM

Nice Beamers errr. Bimmers

Rodericb

08-19-2006, 07:29 PM

Nothing worst than skinny, ugly chicks halfway washing riced up BMW's. They look like Hustler rejects.

Gayle

08-19-2006, 07:53 PM

Nothing worst than skinny, ugly chicks halfway washing riced up BMW's. They look like Hustler rejects.

Are you telling us your lady looks better than this? Show us the pics. Or are you saying your like em fat?

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632 Regal

08-19-2006, 08:25 PM

ugly? just went back to look at faces... but I couldnt, too distracted...lol
Nothing worst than skinny, ugly chicks halfway washing riced up BMW's. They look like Hustler rejects.

angrypancake

08-19-2006, 08:55 PM

Are you telling us your lady looks better than this? Show us the pics. Or are you saying your like em fat?

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he's from the south. southern girls are almost as good as so-cal. better at cooking though

genphreak

08-19-2006, 09:31 PM

ugly? just went back to look at faces... but I couldnt, too distracted...lolThe event is done with extraordinarily bad taste. I've done promos on low budgets before, but it doesn't have to be so bad. Looks like some frustrated kid thought it'd be a good idea and got a pair of barmaids to say yes to some dollars to wash cars at a club event.

There is a fine line between frivolity and voyeurism. This is waaaay over and makes everyone look bad. It's the sort of thing that needs organisation and some theatre- all these guys did was get out a tent a hose and tell the babes to strip and start. They didn't clean the road, or give them the right kind of things to wear - they aren't even wearing heels! Barefoot takes away any style. One needs all this and more- a decent MC for a start- let alone more suds and bigger boobs!!

For that reason, as well as needing a warm (hot) environment, perhaps one of our members in SoCal should get their act together and do this properly... ;)

Gayle

08-19-2006, 10:20 PM

For that reason, as well as needing a warm (hot) environment, perhaps one of our members in SoCal should get their act together and do this properly... ;)

I think that member is too skinny by Rodericb's standards.

genphreak

08-19-2006, 10:26 PM

I think that member is too skinny by Rodericb's standards.Hahahha... I bet he'd change his mind if it came to a car-wash near him... :) Nick

HDhandyman

08-19-2006, 11:04 PM

Well, I don't know wtf everybody else is smoking, but I for one thought it was perfect. Don't want to offend, but I can't belive that we're sitting around conversating about the "production quality" of the event and the "attractiveness" of the women.

DID YOU SEE THOSE MAMMARIES?

Those chicks were great and so were the cars. That was a rare treat. Riced out, WTF? Are there any other men in the room?

I think that was thread of the month material.

Gayle

08-19-2006, 11:19 PM

DID YOU SEE THOSE MAMARIES?

Spelling. I believe that word has 3 Ms in it. :)

califblue

08-19-2006, 11:25 PM

califblue

08-19-2006, 11:26 PM

Wow I actually didn’t this thread would cause this much controversy (Who the Hell AM I Fooling:D )

And Rodericb I‘ll bet you date your sister or the rosy palm…
I well post my current Squeeze (license plate Showing) if you well!:p
(Don’t believe me just ask Gayle);)

Ball in your court Little man ( well that is what she told me)

ThoreauHD

08-19-2006, 11:39 PM

I think women are beautiful. Even the tacky tramp stamp naked carwash kind. I didn't even notice the car actually. I have high standards, I just can appreciate the little things.. well, they looked about C cup, so maybe not so little.

KenB

08-19-2006, 11:44 PM

Spelling. I believe that word has 3 Ms in it. :)

At least I spelled it correctly...;)

Production values? Let me check my Zettle handbook.:p

Now we dolly back,
Now we fade to black.

pundit

08-19-2006, 11:48 PM

**** of the day?:D
I was attempting to give this thread some political correctness, but then...

"Oh **** it!!" :p

Gayle

08-20-2006, 12:33 AM

And Rodericb I‘ll bet you date your sister or the rosy palm…

I well post my current Squeeze (license plate Showing) if you well!:p
(Don’t believe me just ask Gayle);)

While I cannot testify that caliblue (Mike) does not date rosy palm, I can testify that the member of his harem currently designated as "main squeeze" is hot.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/e34Gayle/katSmall.jpg

Jehu

08-20-2006, 12:40 AM

eminently squeezable...

califblue

08-20-2006, 01:26 AM

;) Hey I know that Hottie:p

http://usa2strokers.com/forum/uploads/califblue/4Z3B6_1239.JPG

Does this 82' Yamaha two-stroke LC ( if you have to ask you would not understand) make her Ass Look Fast ( and yes she rides;) )

Gayle

08-20-2006, 01:37 AM

Thanks for your message Mike, but no I am not showing Hubby that picture. :D

califblue

08-20-2006, 01:47 AM

G- you are so damn popular...EMPTY YOUR BOX

Gayle

08-20-2006, 01:52 AM

G- you are so damn popular...EMPTY YOUR BOX

That link to the video doesn't work and you should probably be glad. You know I am evil enough to post it. :D

Paul in NZ

08-20-2006, 02:06 AM

:(
kinda sad in a way.
The big crowd watching and the rather makeshift venue makes it sorta cheap to me.I wonder how much it cost to have your car washed?

Gayle

08-20-2006, 09:55 AM

:(
kinda sad in a way.
The big crowd watching and the rather makeshift venue makes it sorta cheap to me.I wonder how much it cost to have your car washed?

Is there really any way a topless car wash could not be cheap?

And I wondered the same thing--how much. I assumed it was for some charity and wondered what charity was cool with being associated with that event.

Tiger

08-20-2006, 12:43 PM

So no one wants to be associated with Playboy charity?

Rodericb

08-21-2006, 09:56 PM

And Rodericb I‘ll bet you date your sister or the rosy palm…
Ball in your court Little man ( well that is what she told me)

........that's not to say that they weren't attractive to someone else...to each his/her own. I just didn't think they were. No, Gayle, I don't dig fat chicks but hey, they need love too. As for your comments about my sister Califblue, well I won't respond in kind to your attempt at humor. I learned a good while ago that you don't argue with idiots.....they bring you down to thier level and beat you with experience.

winfred

08-21-2006, 10:24 PM

hmmm wonder if i could just walk up nekkid saying vroom vroom :D

Gayle

08-21-2006, 10:31 PM

....... No, Gayle, I don't dig fat chicks but hey, they need love too.

Oh Rodericb I think I love you. There is not a woman in the world who doesn't think she is fat.;)

(Credit where credit is due. Thanks to Greg P. for the cartoon.)

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winfred

08-21-2006, 10:38 PM

theres that damn question for which theres no answer, i liked the comercial (can't remember what was for sale) where the chic asks "does this make me look fat" and the dude without looking up from reading "absolutly" which earns him "the look" which he doesn't even look up for :D

Oh Rodericb I think I love you. There is not a woman in the world who doesn't think she is fat.;)

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Gayle

08-21-2006, 10:41 PM

theres that damn question for which theres no answer, i liked the comercial (can't remember what was for sale) where the chic asks "does this make me look fat" and the dude without looking up from reading "absolutly" which earns him "the look" which he doesn't even look up for :D

Windfred--there is an answer. "Absolutely not. You look really hot in that."

califblue

08-21-2006, 10:50 PM

........comments about my sister Califblue, well I won't respond in kind to your attempt at humor. I learned a good while ago that you don't argue with idiots.....they bring you down to thier level and beat you with experience.

Dude your on the cuttin edge...post your squeeze or your hand
thanks to Gayle you have seen my current one (Southern California GIRLS RULE!:D )

let me say this and you might just learn something:
You won't find anything more beautiful than a nude woman. Believe me, I've looked." ;) , and y9ou can quote me on this "Appreciate the Beauty of a Woman and Never take it for Granted."

and all the Money in the World would not mean **** if they were not in it!
( sorry for any of you that swing the other way ...but that is the Truth)

My.02

P.S. I am not an Idiot...an ******* maybe:D...I'll match wits with you anyday;)

HDhandyman

08-21-2006, 11:21 PM

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5081/sothisgp6.jpg

Well, I'm just not sure what I think about that. Must swing the other way, because it looks like a Perfect 10 to me!

winfred

08-21-2006, 11:28 PM

mmmmm...artsy beaver pics (http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/bloot224.htm) :D

Well, I'm just not sure what I think about that. Must swing the other way, because it looks like a Perfect 10 to me!

HDhandyman

08-21-2006, 11:33 PM

mmmmm...artsy beaver pics (http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/bloot224.htm) :D

That link was choice. Thank you very much!:D

winfred

08-21-2006, 11:38 PM

this one is amusing, click on em to spin em around (http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html)

That link was choice. Thank you very much!:D

winfred

08-21-2006, 11:41 PM

i need to find her, looks like a good work out (http://www.kinghost.com/teen/tnt/115/115.html)

That link was choice. Thank you very much!:D

winfred

08-21-2006, 11:47 PM

ill be good, last one (http://www.hornywolf.com/galleries/0340/index.html)

HDhandyman

08-21-2006, 11:54 PM

very nice....the french one is my fav. though!

Goodnight

winfred

08-22-2006, 12:09 AM

i had a ton more of the good ones like that but the hard drive-o-porn died and ate the collection:(

very nice....the french one is my fav. though!

Goodnight

angrypancake

08-22-2006, 12:48 AM

i need to find her, looks like a good work out (http://www.kinghost.com/teen/tnt/115/115.html)

anorexia ftl. she would break after 2 minutes.

angrypancake

08-22-2006, 12:52 AM

since we're posting nudie pics.... (http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4130/snatch4uy6.png)

632 Regal

08-22-2006, 12:56 AM

easy hole in one...or maybe both.
since we're posting nudie pics.... (http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4130/snatch4uy6.png)

Gayle

08-22-2006, 08:11 PM

mmmmm...artsy beaver pics (http://webmaster.zattevrienden.be/bloot224.htm) :Dhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/e34Gayle/shave.jpg

Milkboot

08-22-2006, 10:20 PM

YES PLEASE!

Who in Texas wants to set one up for ourselves?!

attack eagle

08-25-2006, 02:28 AM

Hey you don't have to look:D

http://www.afhakers.nl/babeviewer.asp?x=202&z=BMW%20Was%20team&pageNum_RSBabes=0

I don't ever think I've ever seen so many happy men and so many angry wives and girlfriends in one set of shots before. :)