View Full Version : Qube--Has the bachelor party started yet?
Gayle
10-05-2006, 10:33 PM
The wedding is Saturday, right? Are you getting anything good for the bimmer as a wedding present? Your fellow Canadian, Dave, got a set of style 5s when he got married. Did you put a turbo on the wedding registry?
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Blitzkrieg Bob
10-06-2006, 12:23 AM
I got a fist full of dollar bills and no crack to feed em to.
632 Regal
10-06-2006, 10:49 AM
I use a credit card.
I got a fist full of dollar bills and no crack to feed em to.
Credit card swipe in crack? LOL
Might as well earn some reward points while you're at it.
632 Regal
10-06-2006, 11:36 AM
free flights in the mile high club.
Credit card swipe in crack? LOL
Might as well earn some reward points while you're at it.
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TOMORROW? WHAT?! I HAVE TO MAKE A SPEECH! Why didn't you tell me earlier, woman!
Gayle
10-06-2006, 03:32 PM
TOMORROW? WHAT?! I HAVE TO MAKE A SPEECH! Why didn't you tell me earlier, woman!
May I suggest you start the speech with the ever popular "yes dear". That is a phrase you can never go wrong in using.
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Blitzkrieg Bob
10-06-2006, 03:36 PM
now and by the time it comes to say something, it will just be a massive vowel movement.
Let's see... what did I do for my last speech...
Honorable judges, teachers and fellow students...
Blitzkrieg Bob
10-06-2006, 03:58 PM
our four fathers and mothers gathered to ...etc.
Paul in NZ
10-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Unacustomed as I am to public speaking....
califblue
10-06-2006, 05:02 PM
for your speach you can go one of two ways:
this is sure to get the Party Started...
My Mother and your Mother were talkin' some ****...
My Mother called your Mother a Bull Dyke Ass Bitch...:p
Gotta love Luke Skywalker
or the more philosophical way...
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind
Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven
Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of Venice
Blood in my love in the terrible summer
Bloody red sun of Phantastic L.A.
Blood screams the pain as they chop off her fingers
Blood will be born in the birth of a nation
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee
Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago
Blood on the rise, it's following me;)
Doors: Peace Frog
The Choice is up to you!
Gayle
10-06-2006, 05:05 PM
Hey Mike,
You should go to the party and sing your new favorite song. :D That would get the party rolling!
califblue
10-06-2006, 05:29 PM
Hey Mike,
You should go to the party and sing your new favorite song. :D That would get the party rolling!
In Due time my Friend in Due time:D
Blitzkrieg Bob
10-06-2006, 05:36 PM
to sing it right.
Ohh, I think Jim is still out of town.......But you could fill in...got any black leather pants?
Martin in Bellevue
10-06-2006, 05:38 PM
I suggest,
You tote the golf bag around with you, and when she finally asks what's up, mention that you didn't think that this would take all day.
Gayle
10-06-2006, 05:45 PM
Didn't Scott H pull the bumper off the M5 on his wedding day?
Zeuk in Oz
10-06-2006, 06:16 PM
May I suggest you start the speech with the ever popular "yes dear". That is a phrase you can never go wrong in using.
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I prefer the non abbreviated version :
" yes dear, whatever you say dear "
But I'm sure she's had you practising that already ! :D
Its not too late to back out - you won't regret it ! ;)
Well had some fun which would be the last for a while...
G35 from 100kph to 220kph... I dropped to third, then pulled two car lengths away and stayed like that up to 220kph where he finally backed off. While I couldn't pull away, he couldn't pass either. When we dropped to 120kph, we gave each other a friendly nod.
Just now, a Hyundai-what-were-you-thinking-slammed-Sonata pulled up as I was doing 110kph. He nodded, then started to pull away. I dropped to third... did I mention I love third? Then passed him all the way up to 200kph, then immediately backed off and dropped to 4th as KA band started creeping on the STi. He whizzes past and a bit ahead, the pretty flashing lights bring him to a dead halt. What can I say? It's a later model Sonata because it has factory HID and projectors but still.
Anyway. I'm heading out to do the sauna and massage. Don't think I'll be sleeping tonight ;)
DISCLAIMER! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! The highways were devoid at the time(s) and at no point were there apparent risk to bystanders. All risks accepted by the driver.
Paul in NZ
10-06-2006, 08:24 PM
All joking aside Qube
I hope You and your Wife and families have a fantastic day(you know its really for the families ),and of course a fantastic Married life
It is different somehow!
Congrats man
What the heck am I still doing posting here now? Loyalty. ;) ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Cya.
Dave M
10-07-2006, 10:25 AM
So, how'd it go? Assuming you're not logging on during the ceremony, we won't hear from you until the fat lady has sung (theres a fat one at every wedding,..... on the brides side ;) )
Tied the knot last year. '5er wise', I built a garage, received a set of rims, lots of tools, oh and a lovely wife to share drives with. How'd you do? :D
Oh yeah, we also chewed the hell out of some greens at golf course with 'stolen' golf carts. Its what happens when Cape Bretoners get good and gassed.
I love a good wedding, let us know the highlights. And congratulations.
Dave M
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