OT - North Korea detonates nuke!

[pundit]

Well it's happened (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200610/s1758663.htm).
Another crazy politician to add to the list with a new toy.

I was in Seoul in 2000.
It was somewhat disconcerting that while I was there, North Korea had an arsenal of conventional weapons (oh include chemical warheads) pointed directly at Seoul across the de-militarised zone from only about 50kms away. The entire city could be wiped out within 5 minutes.

[Jehu]

I saw the smuggled video from NK. The country is in utter ruin, total collapse. Poverty everywhere like a nation of homeless people.The Special Forces need to give him two in the hat asap.

[winfred]

http://members.cox.net/kitlou/fishtails.jpg
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

[pundit]

Kim Jong must be feeling a bit il.


http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Kim_Jong-Il.jpg
"Me?!!.. No I didn't fart, it must be a radiation leak!"

http://www.scottclissold.com/3D/INT/Images/kimjong.jpg

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/nukes.jpg

[Jehu]

http://members.roadfly.com/yelowbastard/kim.jong.il.jpg

[CharlesAFerg]

The guy should have been dealt with long ago. Too bad Europe loves to ignore **** like this.
Watch, some private military firm or something topples the whole government in an hour. Just like in Africa. Rofl.
ggpwntftmfw.:D

[pundit]

http://members.roadfly.com/yelowbastard/kim.jong.il.jpg
Lying bastard!!... You DID fart!!

[mikell]

No worry, the United Nations will take care of it. Yah sure, and the tooth fairy will put Kruggerrands under my pillow.

[Kobe Diesel]

Ive been to NK once working aboard a ship that delivered something like 50,000 tons of US grain, 'Grain for Peace' program or some **** like that. We were there 1 week, the entire duration of discharge, and not allowed to step off the ship, armed guards watching the ship. Apparently, this grain was to go to the population, but I believe it was delivered to the Army instead - Where is the logic in feeding your enemy's army? Although I did not go ashore, the view from my porthole was depressing.

[granit_silber]

On my way home a local AP reporter stepped into the studio to say that South Korea is noticing "suspicious" troop movements.

-ashley

[winfred]

ahhh here we go (http://www.ehowa.com/youtubemovie.shtml?movie=dKQYsE_Qwec)

[Digita1 Ecstasy]

I saw the smuggled video from NK. The country is in utter ruin, total collapse. Poverty everywhere like a nation of homeless people.The Special Forces need to give him two in the hat asap.


Link to video?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

was right....

Let's nuke ' em first.