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632 Regal
10-29-2006, 01:50 PM
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm
Thayne
10-29-2006, 03:03 PM
I'll my going to show my Gf this article. :p
New Owner 95 E34
10-29-2006, 03:24 PM
Wow... this could really help me out!

My wife is a Doctor, but as her brother and I like to say- "Book smarts and street smarts- two different things!" Let's see if I can dupe her with this one!
silver-e34
10-29-2006, 03:42 PM
wow now i feel like a hero, i knew i was put on this planet for a purpose :D
Digita1 Ecstasy
10-29-2006, 08:30 PM
wow now i feel like a hero, i knew i was put on this planet for a purpose :D


Word. This article is awsome. I hate when girls arent up for oral. :p
632 Regal
10-29-2006, 08:39 PM
sent my s_ut this and I'll have to leave the board for a few, behave all!. :D
Nick.Hay
10-29-2006, 09:28 PM
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Does this statement seem a little strange to you guys?? Especially when it supposedly was an answer gven by a health professional... Hmmm...
Macv
10-29-2006, 09:39 PM
Now does this include fellating on faces? hahaha
angrypancake
10-29-2006, 09:58 PM
there was one of these articles back a while ago that read "swallowing helps keep weight off" i wish i had saved it. time to google search.
Blitzkrieg Bob
10-29-2006, 10:10 PM
the lives of many women over the years...

this makes up for feeling sorry for all that gagging and weird facial expressions...I feel much better now.
swenpro
10-29-2006, 10:20 PM
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Does this statement seem a little strange to you guys?? Especially when it supposedly was an answer gven by a health professional... Hmmm...


You DO realize this is a joke...? You won't find this article on CNN, and anyway the font size is too big... like some things...
Blitzkrieg Bob
10-29-2006, 10:25 PM
You mean this is fake?

Shhhh, Don't tell the ladies
rob101
10-29-2006, 11:40 PM
You mean this is fake?

Shhhh, Don't tell the ladies
no way its fake man, guess its time to write another paper on the subject.
Airborne001
10-30-2006, 05:57 AM
feeling sorry for all that gagging and weird facial expressions...

I think Bob has the right idea, for it to be effective therapy, the sample needs to be deposited beyond the salivary glands.
Gayle
10-30-2006, 08:10 AM
Why did I know what this was going to be about when I saw the title and the poster?

Urban legendsand folklore (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm)

Truth or fiction (http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/f/fellatio.htm)

Museum of hoaxes (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/ncsu_fellatiobreast_cancer_study)


My favorite quote from above:

Reading through it now, I don't see how anyone could not have recognized it as a joke. After all, how many doctors are named "Dr. Inserta Shafteer"?

But hey, if you believe it, its true--right?

Note to self: Create fake news story of new research finding strong correlation between number of new shoes or purses women buy per year and the intensity of their sex drives.
Antrieb
10-30-2006, 08:35 AM
Wow, no offense but this was news maybe 3-4 years ago.
Gayle
10-30-2006, 09:17 AM
Wow, no offense but this was news maybe 3-4 years ago.

No offense, but I think you mean it was an urban legand launched 3-4 years ago, not news.
mikell
10-30-2006, 10:28 AM
Mythbusters needs to delve into this one - I am sure they'd get lots of male volunteers.
Ross
10-30-2006, 11:50 AM
Hey, Dr. Lictepeen says for women not to play down the findings!
Ross
10-30-2006, 11:56 AM
Shouldn't you be busy taking pictures of the E31?
tazman
10-31-2006, 02:26 PM
this link say it all ..... got my flame suit on.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htm
Blitzkrieg Bob
10-31-2006, 02:41 PM
who want to share the cure with a big french kiss after the prescription has been filled.
scyrusurcys
10-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Faaaaaaaaaaaake. Good try, though. :D