OT how many times a week you have sex?

[632 Regal]

not with yourself it dont count! lol hidden poll so even admins cant see it.

[Fetch]

who is winfred?

[Fetch]

and it's a decimal close to 0

[632 Regal]

LOL how you reply before its even posted is beyond me. All hidden just to get a reality check of sex life these days.

[pundit]

From what I hear Jeff gives plenty of oral... and according to a recent article should never get breast cancer! :D :D :D

[angrypancake]

hidden polls suck.

it was published in time magazine that swimmers have the highest sex drive. plus it depends on how much drinking has been done.


sucks that i quit swimming :(

[DigitalRelay]

Where is the selection for "Married"?

[31Hertz]

Or the selection for "Married and have little baby in house which makes alone time virtually impossible."

[Booster]

I haven't had sex since my Fiance' was killed in a head-on over four years ago......but from this picture, I'd say neither is alot of guys for lesser reasons !:p
Vinny
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/vinceinator/Trailer.jpg)

[632 Regal]

Dude, so sorry to hear this!


I haven't had sex since my Fiance' was killed in a head-on over four years ago.

[DaveVoorhis]

I left my first wife because I'm an *******.

My second wife left me because I'm an *******.

Therefore: Sex? WTF is that?

[angrypancake]

Where is the selection for "Married"?


which means once a month?

[DigitalRelay]

which means once a month?

Bingo.:(

Actually, it's not quite that bad. Sometimes it just feels like it.

We have two kids - 2 and 3. As they get older, we are starting to get some indepence back for ourselves. Hang in there 31Hertz. It gets better.

[angrypancake]

Bingo.:(

:(

[Booster]

Dude, so sorry to hear this!

Thanks man......I guess I shouldn't have mentioned that now in reflection and kept to the subject question.....I guess I didn't want to come across as a prude by simply posting ....zero !;)
When it was happening .....I'd have voted 3-5 times a week. What a wonderful time to be 36 years of age and active.Whew !Definatly miss the human contact.Female ,that is !:p
AT this point......the dog is starting to look pretty sexy,hrrrmmmm ?
LOL...........Vinny

[califblue]

date a younger chick that is in her sexual prime... it will put a smile on your face :D

P.S. Quickies count double!;)

[angrypancake]

date a younger chick that is in her sexual prime... it will put a smile on your face :D

P.S. Quickies count double!;)


it's funny for us younger ones we go after older women cause they have the experience and can teach us cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches. then it starts to swing the other way into older guys going after younger women

[califblue]

angrypancake when i was your age i was in the same situation i was 21 and um, er ;) dating a 36 year old...now I am gonna be 47 and um, er ;) ating 36 year old...I really really like that age for some reason:D

You won't find anything more beautiful than a nude woman. Believe me, I've looked ,

"Appreciate the beauty of a woman and never take it for granted."

[31Hertz]

Thanks for the reassurance Relay...

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

I've been married for 16 years and have three boys 5, 12, 14.

We make/steal time for "us". We still go out on dates, send the kids out on activities, to a friend's or family's house for a while.

We even act like teenagers and park the car at some hidden spot.

Meet for "lunch"

We work to keep the attraction alive and the realtionship going.

Hang in there

[Lennyz525i]

date a younger chick that is in her sexual prime... it will put a smile on your face :D

P.S. Quickies count double!;)

I'm not sure if women have a sexual prime. Women 30-40 seem to put out a lot more and quicker than women 18-28.

[Zeuk in Oz]

It reminds me of that Woody Allen movie where he an ? Mia Farrow are asked by a marriage counsellor, seperately, how often they have sex.

He says "hardly ever" - perhaps 2 or 3 times a week.

She says "all the time" - perhaps 2 or 3 times a week.


Says it all ! :D

[brosher]

Says it all ! :D

Agreed!

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

I'm not sure if women have a sexual prime. Women 30-40 seem to put out a lot more and quicker than women 18-28.

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

[angrypancake]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

hell yeah they do.

[Robin-535im]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.
You must have a hell of a wink. :)

[Gayle]

Late 30s into the 40s they turn into nymphos and drop their panties in a wink.

Maybe that is why I have such fond memories of my thirties. Sigh.

[califblue]

OH Gayle, I do believe it is time to que up my SONG:p

Sit back cause you are about to listen the Greatest Song Ever Written PERIOD!:D

http://media.putfile.com/Jason-Boland---Rich-Young-Dumb-Nymphomaniac

well welcome everybody to Willies place

You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face

we got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb
nympho maniac

Chorus

I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back

I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac

we'll give her great big **** and a little bitty ass
a ****ing machine that never runs out of gas
a body like nobody's ever seen before
she recently inherited a liquor store

Chorus

well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
she doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

Chorus

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
the best in the west at cooking chinese food
she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
she always compliments me on the size of my hose

Chorus

we'll make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
with a flat spot on her head
so I can rest my beer


P.S.you new it was coming didn't you;)

[632 Regal]

had and have had a new one after any breakup. never failed yet.

[Gayle]

it's funny for us younger ones we go after older women cause they have the experience and can teach us cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches.


Cakes--you want cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches...get this book. Chapter 16...The art of finger _____.


Guide to Getting It On (http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Getting-Paul-Joannides/dp/0091856981/sr=8-1/qid=1162444308/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-1881589-7723254?ie=UTF8&s=books)


Just in case you don't read down the page, here are the first two reviews. Need I say more?

Cosmopolitan Magazine, UK, June, 1 2004
In our vast library of sex books, this is by far the most human, enlightening, entertaining read of the lot.

Violet Blue, best-selling sex book author and sex educator, June 1, 2004
The most comprehensive sex guide in the world. I can recommend it to pretty much everyone who owns genitals....

[632 Regal]

books? haha never had any need for research. Funny books

[Gayle]

books? haha never had any need for research. Funny books

Well Jeff--we all know that you know everything there possibly is to know about pleasing ladies. We also know that you don't believe in sharing your trade secrets, so just quit bragging. We all also know that all your bragging is just a cover up for the fact that you can't read. So there.

Ignore him guys. You will love doing your homework if you get this book.

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

since each work site is differant and requires custom treatment.

so text book lessons require a little ...extra feel... like playing pinball, a little flippers, bump and test the reaction..take to the edge ...but don't tilt!

[angrypancake]

honestly i dont think you should really need books. if you and your partner are intimate, then the lines of communication should be wide open. if you dont like something, then whats the problem in saying it? granted if it's a one night stand just suck it up and deal with it, but if its your wife/husband, then goddammit they better know how to get the job done.

[Triton540i]

Hey, is that with the same person or with all my women? ;)

Ouch, what the hell did they put in this Red Bull anyway?!

-Eric

[attack eagle]

not with yourself it dont count! lol hidden poll so even admins cant see it.

Well my son is 2 weeks old so for now... 0.

counting the days though...

[Booster]

Well my son is 2 weeks old so for now... 0.

counting the days though...

I wonder if brat kids EVER realize how much sex their parents LOST to raise their selfish whining a$$es ??Lol.:p

I'm joking here of course, herm....maybe not !;)
God bless big effort Parenting !!!!!
........V'

[califblue]

Cakes--you want cool tricks to impress the little high school bitches...get this book. Chapter 16...The art of finger _____.


Guide to Getting It On (http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Getting-Paul-Joannides/dp/0091856981/sr=8-1/qid=1162444308/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-1881589-7723254?ie=UTF8&s=books)




Gayle, I will buy that book if they have it in Braille:D

[Gayle]

[QUOTE=angrypancake]honestly i dont think you should really need books. QUOTE]

How many of you guys knocking books thinks it is unnecessary to have a Bentley manual. Huh? I rest my case.

A chick can't teach you to do to do something she has never experienced before. Who here besides you-know-who (not you cakes) is actually arrogant enough to think he can out of his own imagination come up with every possible move. You guys are just a bunch of selfish lazy asses.

[Fetch]

My friends made fun of me for reading books (yes plural) on the topic at hand.....But I knew they were just jealous...lol

[angrypancake]

I never said I was knocking the books. But who in their right mind sticks to the same thing every time? You have to experiment, and in which case communication needs to be there. You don't need a book to tell you that, that's all I was saying. However they do provide some interesting suggestions. You'd be surprised at how unselfish I am.

[attack eagle]

ME!


but for those who need one

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/11179NHq9W/305325.jpg

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/11179NHq9W/305326.jpg

[Triton540i]

Where can I get me some of those RED fuzzy dice from, I hear chicks dig em?! Gayle, any suggestions? ;)

-Eric

[Gayle]

You'd be surprised at how unselfish I am.

I think it was Jeff who said something to this effect. Please the customer. It gets you repeat business.:)

[Booster]

Education is a great thing. If you think you know it all already...chances are, you only know it all about YOU !;)
When I was 12 I found a book that my parents stuck up high on a shelf. It was called "The sensuous man and the sensuous woman".
I read it until the pages and spine fell apart!:p I kid you not .It put me light years ahead of the game when my first time came around.That head start has been a God send in more ways than I can count.
Satisfaction has many faces,rewards and understanding too !
Try it....someone might like it.
Vinny

[632 Regal]

Exactly! And it also leads to word of mouth reccomendations.
I think it was Jeff who said something to this effect. Please the customer. It gets you repeat business.:)

[Evan]

gayle posted thirteen times to this thread... read into that any way you like.

evan

[Fetch]

lol

[Gayle]

gayle posted thirteen times to this thread... read into that any way you like.

evan


So what's your point?


And Evan--counting posts? How long have you had ocd? There is help for that you know.



Hmmm. What do I read into it?

A. Never ever want to miss an opportunity to give Jeff a hard time.
B. Finally a topic I know as much about as you guys.
C. I am all talk and no action.
D. Who is Winfred?


.

[angrypancake]

So what's your point?


And Evan--counting posts? How long have you had ocd? There is help for that you know.



Hmmm. What do I read into it?

A. Never ever want to miss an opportunity to give Jeff a hard time.
B. Finally a topic I know as much about as you guys.
C. I am all talk and no action.
D. Who is Winfred?


.

E. <3 pancake (secretly, shhhhhh)