OT Practical jokes with cars

[Ross]

Built a full size snowman in a buddies car once, snow arms and hands on the wheel and all. It froze rock solid overnight and he had to call in sick for work.

The guy above tied a rope with a big knot in it around the driveshaft of a dickhead neighbor. The guy drove 50 ft. with a horrible banging, stopped,looked under the car, saw nothing 'cause it was wound around the shaft. Got back in drove 50 ft. ect. etc.

I once filled a friends Corvette to the roof with styrofoam "peanuts".

There are lots of creative guys here and even more smart-asses and jokers.
What else has been done?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

and shove it up over the trans and wedge it in good.

Enjoy the stink.

potato in the tail pipe.

Marbles in the hub caps.

armour all the wipers.

Dodo on the door handles.

Fill the trunk with old porn magazines, "honest Honey they're not mine"

Surfboard wax the windows.

This one's for AA friends...pour booze into the vent.

Pour 2lb bag of bird seed on the car=Alfred Hitchcock's birds and dodo.

Condoms on the wipers and aerial.

I can go to the real nasty stuff

[Yiorgos]

Sausage meat into the vents is a good one, especially in summer as the meat rots and the driver puts on the A/C full blast.

What does Armour All on the wipers do?

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

Sausage meat into the vents is a good one, especially in summer as the meat rots and the driver puts on the A/C full blast.

What does Armour All on the wipers do?

and when the sun hits it you get a rainbow effect.

[Nick.Hay]

Dodo on the door handles.


I thought Dodo's were extinct... :D :D


Especially effective in cars with live axles in the back:

Measure the distance between the bottom of the axle and the road.

Next, cut some blocks of wood just a few cms longer than the distance measured.

Jack the car up and position te blocks under the axles tubes (ie close to the wheels, where the leaf springs mount.. Not so conspicuous then)

Sit the car back down o the blocks. It'll look fine, and sit level, except that the back wheels will be a cm or so off the ground.

Owner jumps into drive... and nothing happens.




As for the stinky fish one... You can make this A LOT more permanent by getting prawn juice, or blending the fuish up with water (Basically so its a nice viscous liquid), and pouring it down the drainage area infront of the windscreen, where the wiper arms are!! Impossible to get out, and will stink forever... Especially as it gets in the heater box and stuff too!!

[Blitzkrieg Bob]

As for the stinky fish one... You can make this A LOT more permanent by getting prawn juice, or blending the fuish up with water (Basically so its a nice viscous liquid), and pouring it down the drainage area infront of the windscreen, where the wiper arms are!! Impossible to get out, and will stink forever... Especially as it gets in the heater box and stuff too!!


there are several bottled Filipina ETC sauces that fit that bill...and chaeper than fish.

Gotta add that one to my list

[Yiorgos]

and when the sun hits it you get a rainbow effect.

Nice one! I'll try that one day :D

[Ross]

That's not a joke, it's vandalism.

[winfred]

id say more along the lines of revenge.

one of my favorites involving a car was while the new guy was working after hours in the back shop, was to back up the roll up door and do a 3rd gear burn out with a mercedes diesel parts car i had been tweaking on for fun, completely filling the shop and warehouse with smoke, and chunks of rubber :D


That's not a joke, it's vandalism.

[scoop2004]

i've moved a mate of mines locked ford fiesta from outside the accomadation block onto the grass verge

styrofoam,done that to a mk4 golf,up to bottom of the rolled down windows

thats about it i think

[shrike071]

- Get some really long and thick zip-ties and wrap a few of them around the driveshaft. It'll drive the owner crazy trying to get to the source of the damn ticking.

[E34-520iSE]

and when the sun hits it you get a rainbow effect.
Try shaving foam, it does a similar thing!

Here's one:- Get a lump of human poo, put it in a small open bag and hide it under the driver's seat, (or behind the dash if you can disassemble it stealthily). Then forget all about it! Your victim will have a refreshingly nasty smell in his car for a long time to come.........

Cheers,

Shaun M

[pawswish]

I thought everyone knew about the marbles in the gas tank thing. Sombitches roll around a lot.

[rickm]

armor alling the windows is a good one. used to do that in vb when people would block you in a spot.

another good one i did once was to park so close they couldn't get their doors open. always amusing for those who had to take up 2 spots at the beach.

[swenpro]

I thought everyone knew about the marbles in the gas tank thing. Sombitches roll around a lot.

thank goodness our e34's have locking gas cap... a 'friend' poured coke in the gas tank of an old go-kart I had... needless to say that was the last time it ran :/

[bjl4776]

Draino in the radiator, not some much of a joke as revenge. An older friend of mine did it to his wife that divorced him and took the car.

[///M-Power 3\\\]

One time i went to a friends house in the middle of the night and built a 2 foot snow penis on the hood of his car, then poured water on it. The next day it was frozen solid.

Another good one is when you take a qire and run it from the coil around and under the seat and spread out the frayed end directly under the drivers butt. When they start the car the get a good shock. Just be careful and don't do it to a manual car, we had a situation once where a guy jump out of the car while it was moving

[Alexlind123]

Freeze a few cans of shaving cream. Cut them open while they are still frozen and peel of the metal. Set on on each seat of the car. When the unfreeze, they will expand ALOT!

[angrypancake]

definitely build a snow box around a car and put water on it.

for those of you that read Calvin and Hobbes there were a bunch of strips where Calvin build crazy snowmen to mess with his dad. I copied one where a head was on the windshield of said car and there were 4 or 5 "onlookers" with "arms" in the air and ridiculous facial features. wish i had a picture it took a full day to build.


filled a car with leaves, packed tight. packing peanuts too.

OMG over the summer one of my friends REFUSED to clean his car. it just so happened that there was a pig roast, and damned if we didn't put the pig head under a pile of towels in the back seat. it sat there for over a week until one day he randomly touched it and screamed like a girl.

[mattyb]

we once had a mate up at the farm with an old chrysler. knowing these simple set ups rather well we all got hammered one night and after he went to sleep we pulled thee engine and box out for a laugh and then pushed his car back to where it was, we placed house bricks over the k frame to keep the front end down. The next day old mate sat there for 20 minutes trying to turn it over. when he wold check the battery by turning lights on and off we would stand about saying yeh mate shes fine, left blinker shes fine next and so on. he was so frustrated that we all started drinking again and soon enough were all hammered once more. we told him the next day and we were suprised at his sense of good humopur about it all. still waiting to this day for the payback which was duly promised