Think anyone would suspect this? *PICS*

[Jon K]

I think this is really funny. The car looks absolutely horrible.

http://blowneuroz.com/mygallery/E34%20525i%20Photos/stock1.jpg

It's prepped for winter! 3 bottle caps beat to **** with no centers (theyre in my garage but i cant find em) and a steelie (just for effect, I have a 4th perfectly fine bottle cap and tire). It makes me laugh real hard looking at it - flooring it WOT is a little iffy though.

http://blowneuroz.com/mygallery/E34%20525i%20Photos/stock2.jpg

How many people would expect that coming?

[aabdelhamid]

520i M20?? I would love to have one of those on my engine. What kind of Additional HP do you get from this setup??

[CharlesAFerg]

Before I start... Jon! What's wrong with your corner light?!?
*GASP* Is that an imperfection?


lol! It's that guy!

I think that he left his invitation at home for this-
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-12-09T125348Z_01_L09520109_RTRUKOC_0_US-IRAN-HOLOCAUST.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

But he's probably not Shi'ia....
:-D

Remember that bulletin he posted months back, something like-
B'SMILLAH IR RAHMAN IR RAHI'M
ALLAHU AKHBAR ALLAHU AKHBAR LA ILLAHA ILL ALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASUL ALLAH!
lol car forum dude.

Jon has an M50 engine, you're most likely got an M20 2.0L engine 'sa'edi'.

[MPD47]

http://www.mturck.com/rofl.gif

Awesome!

[Jon K]

I am so confused right now

[e39dream]

lol @ steelie for effect.

[Alexlind123]

That makes me want better wheels more.

[swenpro]

I think this is really funny. The car looks absolutely horrible.

http://blowneuroz.com/mygallery/E34%20525i%20Photos/stock1.jpg

It's prepped for winter! 3 bottle caps beat to **** with no centers (theyre in my garage but i cant find em) and a steelie (just for effect, I have a 4th perfectly fine bottle cap and tire). It makes me laugh real hard looking at it - flooring it WOT is a little iffy though.

http://blowneuroz.com/mygallery/E34%20525i%20Photos/stock2.jpg

How many people would expect that coming?


Haha, niiiiice... can you say, "sleeper?"

[filip00]

wow, what a sleeper :) i love it. how many HP it has now? what is the engine, m50b25? which TC?

[JerseySi]

4x steel wheels needed for ultimate poverty-spec-sleeper-stylee win :D
They look quite wide for steels too, what size tyre on it? Never see E34's without alloys here!

[bjl4776]

Come on Jon, your steeling that from me. I started the trend of FI E34s w/ bottlecaps

[Anton CH.]

Jon, I think you are missing a 525 badge :D

[mattyb]

in Australia the steelies are called police pack wheels. They were the standard GMH wheels for the commodore pursuit vehicles in the nineties. They also became a suitablely fasionable wheel for general usage.

[Jon K]

I was going to spray paint all the rims black, but I think that would look more "intended" so I will leave them dirty as **** with brake dust and slime.

[mattyb]

sure why not mate. youre only going to mess them up over winter so whats the point of painting them. We dont have those kind of troubles here thank god of your choosing. it would be a right pain the ass to have to have a spare set of wheels and tyres for winter. What other mods are required for winter driver innterms of fluids and the likes?

[Jon K]

sure why not mate. youre only going to mess them up over winter so whats the point of painting them. We dont have those kind of troubles here thank god of your choosing. it would be a right pain the ass to have to have a spare set of wheels and tyres for winter. What other mods are required for winter driver innterms of fluids and the likes?

Nothing really - I run coolant instead of straight distilled water and water wetter, but I run 20w50 year round. I jus tlet the engine get to temp before I do get on it even a little bit. Run the same ATE Super Blue brake fluid year round.

[Barry]

Pardon my ignorance,but what the hell are bottle caps ?????????

[Jon K]

What are bottle caps?! Oh man!

They are the wheels in BJLs post - they are the wheels on the front of my car in the pic.

[Scott E]

You just need to add a body panel that is a different color

[Denton]

You just need to add a body panel that is a different color

haha

I like that idea. Maybe just a junkyard fender for the winter!

[angrypancake]

lol you should get red front doors. the christmas hooptie from hell. santa would love something that quick.

[mzarifkar]

you make bottlecaps look sexy

[Jon K]

http://blowneuroz.com/mygallery/E34%20525i%20Photos/beautybeast.jpg

Taken this afternoon.

[jgardia]

Hi,
I can buy you a 518 badge and send it to you, if you want... ;)
I really like your idea, a wolf in sheep’s clothing...

Cheers,

Jose

[aston_jag_tech]

yeah the rusted center hubs add even more "Effect" :)

Glad I dont live in the midwest anymore.

[Jon K]

this car cracks me up

[mattyb]

Given that you have a winter version of your car i think you should change your sig pic accordingly

[TC535i]

Given that you have a winter version of your car i think you should change your sig pic accordingly

agreed

[Digita1 Ecstasy]

this is what I wouldn't expect

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/Optical1/moron9999999991.jpg

[Fetch]

this is what I wouldn't expect

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/Optical1/moron9999999991.jpg

My eyes hurt

[NovceGuru]

20w50 all year long? :( I started on a 25 degree morning and had rat tat tat for 5 minutes

[Spasso]

20w50 all year long? :( I started on a 25 degree morning and had rat tat tat for 5 minutes
You can get away with it if the car is kept in a reasonably warm garage, 50f degrees or better. Just give it a bit to warm up.
If you have over 100k miles on your car I'm sure the extra clearances can handle the thicker oil for a while.
Besides, lubrication occurs on a molecular level and I'm sure the local molecules thin out pretty quickly.:p:p