OT: Check this hilarious ebay auction...

[JR'Z 525]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

[632 Regal]

this dude Rules!

[Dick Schneiders]

Looks good on the guy, doesn't it? Maybe you could use it to attract your next significant other.
:p


this dude Rules!

[632 Regal]

Here (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397489909&ssPageName=ADME:B:LC:US:1)

Maybe something you have been wanting for a long long time?

:D

The 632 Regal username I do not hide from, It is as me as my name is and as long as i'm me I wont need to hide. I have used that name for many years and even tho it doesnt really have any relevance to this board, I feel it signifies an identity that is stronger than a fly by night...just as you using your own (?) name as an identity. If my ex didnt have such friendly folks leading her on her destructive path in an effort to completley alianeate me from the Earth I would use my own name. Peace be with you and bid high!

[rickm]

Looks good on the guy, doesn't it? Maybe you could use it to attract your next significant other.
:p

It might make that pump look cuter.

[632 Regal]

this things at $950 now!!! who would want a used dress that was definetly in an unfortunate circumstance? Makes me almost wish I had my Ex's... maybe the wedding picture will get some good hits on the gun and target area?

[632 Regal]

Okay, now at $970 from some company that freezes bodies & or parts... man I just cant get the good stuff to get me a hold of finances...sigh....

[632 Regal]

Current bid: US $8,100.00

OK What am i missing here? thats worth more than my Ex wife all together! Id settle for the 910.00

[632 Regal]

this just isnt real now!!! Current bid: US $12,900.00

[632 Regal]

this is a joke, its over $17,000 cmon thats almost what my divorce cost...who would pay that much to get...nevermind

[winfred]

it's a wee bit over that now


this is a joke, its over $17,000 cmon thats almost what my divorce cost...who would pay that much to get...nevermind

[DueyT]

1/2 a mil$ !?!?

Wow, he can buy a lot of Ranger game tickets for that! :D

[632 Regal]

I cant outbid this tonight, i have to deposit some checks

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343

Current bid: US $10,000,099.00

[winfred]

this fits the subject


An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.
All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

[Tiger]

Mmm... a dollar shy of $1 Million... cheapskate!

[Tiger]

Crap! I meant $100 Million

[632 Regal]

now thats forwarded to everyone on my list 'sept some.

[632 Regal]

Looks like if this goes on he stands to make over a billion dollar profit for simply tolerating someone for 5 years.... i did it wheres my payoff?

[JR'Z 525]

Something is up with that auction. It's down to $25,000 now....
JR

[Tiger]

Tons of retractions... Wrong bid amount... Hehehehe

[Craig]

That guy was on the local news last night, so so much for anonymity. :)

[JR'Z 525]

It's "down" to $15,000 now with 2+ hrs to go. Craig, What city was he on the local news?
JR

[632 Regal]

New change at 1:29 to go.

Note: This listing is restricted to pre-approved bidders or buyers only.


Email the seller to be placed on the pre-approved bidder/buyer list.

[Craig]

It's "down" to $15,000 now with 2+ hrs to go. Craig, What city was he on the local news?
JR

Seattle. I got the impression he lived here.

[Tiger]

$3850 Final

[632 Regal]

Thats what I saw plus a ton of publicicty from radio stations and morning shows and crap. It would be cool to be him.