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Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 09:32 PM
We're having

Sweet sour ribs

Beef broccoli cake noodle

Steamed pork hash

rice

and

the

Infamous


GAO

winfred
02-18-2007, 09:40 PM
http://mc.clintock.com/basement/bathroom/roll_of_toilet_paper.jpg

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 10:02 PM
http://mc.clintock.com/basement/bathroom/roll_of_toilet_paper.jpg

We'll have to order a pizza in an hour or so...

winfred
02-18-2007, 10:08 PM
may i suggest the fido platter
http://members.cox.net/kitlou/mbf.jpg

liquidtiger720
02-18-2007, 10:12 PM
We're having

Sweet sour ribs

Beef broccoli cake noodle

Steamed pork hash

rice

and

the

Infamous


GAO


Are you chinese? haha




Gung Hay Fat Choy!



I love Chinese New Years....that might change if I ever get married. haha. jk

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 10:16 PM
may i suggest the fido platter
http://members.cox.net/kitlou/mbf.jpg


gee I could of picked up a few of these off the highway on the way home.


Three course meal

Cat, dog, & a mongoose

Hey..thats the first time I've seen a dog with hemorhoids

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 10:19 PM
Are you chinese? haha




Gung Hay Fat Choy!



I love Chinese New Years....that might change if I ever get married. haha. jk


mother -in- law is 100%

Gayle
02-18-2007, 11:29 PM
Over night the leftovers to me.:)

CharlesAFerg
02-18-2007, 11:33 PM
wo whue da ni

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 11:37 PM
wo whue da ni

ni shi won ba dan

round eyes

Gayle
02-18-2007, 11:45 PM
Are you guys talking dirty?

Alexlind123
02-18-2007, 11:47 PM
Does anyone know what "rakurai no sasu" means? I dont know if its chinese or what, but i wanna know.

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 11:49 PM
Are you guys talking dirty?

for sure

632 Regal
02-18-2007, 11:50 PM
It's chinese for you need to replace your broken headlight.
Does anyone know what "rakurai no sasu" means? I dont know if its chinese or what, but i wanna know.

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-18-2007, 11:51 PM
Does anyone know what "rakurai no sasu" means? I dont know if its chinese or what, but i wanna know.


Byoki na chimpo bozu

Gayle
02-19-2007, 01:29 AM
I got Chinese jokes at work Friday. Will have to post them tomorrow night.

Alexlind123
02-19-2007, 10:00 AM
Byoki na chimpo bozu

But what does rakurai no sasu mean in english?

BigKriss
02-19-2007, 11:03 AM
gotta love year of the cock

Renman
02-19-2007, 05:38 PM
It's the year of the pig! Whatever pigs do, they do it 100% according to the Chinese.

CharlesAFerg
02-19-2007, 09:28 PM
ni shi won ba dan

round eyes

Racist?

Don't incite others about eye jokes, as that is a very unwise decision. :D
Confucious say!

bigtisas
02-19-2007, 11:22 PM
This year is not only year of pig. It's year of gold pig. I heard it only happens once evey several hundreds years. Child born this year will be super smart and have good luck.

If the gold-pig child sit in your e34, all idling, oil leaking, shimming, trans program problems will be gone. (ok I make up this part) :D

dennyg
02-19-2007, 11:51 PM
my wife is chinese........she says it japanese......not chinese

Gayle
02-20-2007, 12:03 AM
This year is not only year of pig. It's year of gold pig. I heard it only happens once evey several hundreds years. Child born this year will be super smart and have good luck.

If the gold-pig child sit in your e34, all idling, oil leaking, shimming, trans program problems will be gone. (ok I make up this part) :D

Let's do a group rent-a-gold-pig-child to sit in all our e34s at the Chicago meet! What da ya think guys?


Bliztkrieg Bob--Where's my left overs? The receptionist at work emailed me that I had a package at the front desk. I'm thinking "that Bob is a prince of a guy", but then it only turned out to be new business cards. :(

Blitzkrieg Bob
02-20-2007, 01:31 PM
Bliztkrieg Bob--Where's my left overs? The receptionist at work emailed me that I had a package at the front desk. I'm thinking "that Bob is a prince of a guy", but then it only turned out to be new business cards. :(


Not even a fortune cookie left...my three boys eat like a swarm of locusts

Gayle
02-20-2007, 02:17 PM
Learn Chinese in Five (5) minutes.



English
Chinese



That's not right
Sum Ting Wong



Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding



See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao



Stupid Man
Dum Fuk



Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni



Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan



I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni



I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat



It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim



I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching



This is a tow away zone
No Pah King



Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao



Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo



He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka



Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu



Great
Fa Kin Su Pa