OT since this slowed down some I find myself indulging in nonsence,

[632 Regal]

I saw before but since I almost puked from laughing so hard I figured I'd post them again.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/589.html/

http://www.x-entertainment.com/adventcalendar/2003/december18//

http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0846/