An Ode to My E34

[BMWDriver]

Forget it then.

[Jon K]

Is it normal for me to fear uncomfortable and scared?

[ironie]

Is it normal for me to fear uncomfortable and scared?
Yes
BWMDriver...don't quit your day job...
That will require the wifes services to forget...good night

[gale]

Reminds me of another gem posted by "petah" on the roadflea e32 board back in 2003:

The E32nd Psalm, with apologies to King David

The '90 735i is my car; I shall not want
Thou maketh me to lie down on a creeper
Thou leaketh oil and still waters
But I after I restoreth thy tranny
Thou leavest me by the side of the path for Pete's sake

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the $tealer
I will fear no evil: for thou has consumed all my disposable income
Thy mustard relay and thy LKM, they comfort me
I preparest a garage in the presence of my wife and mechanic friends
Thou annointest my head with rear-end oil, my LAD runneth over

Surely clunks from thine worn dogbones will follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of the Kirt Koeller, forever.

[Macv]

Great, now I can use this poem for any poetry assignment I have this year.