The Glorious Bay-of-e : "Highly Modified 520 e34"

[Omega]

Feast your eyes boys... Highly "Modified" 520 e34 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-520-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-PROJECT-1-OFF-BARGAIN_W0QQitemZ290204367576QQihZ019QQcategoryZ98 37QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). Or shield them. Your choice. :D

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[E34-520iSE]

He should have broke it - the arm rests look decent.

Cheers,

Shaun M

[pundit]

Feast your eyes boys... Highly "Modified" 520 e34 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-520-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-PROJECT-1-OFF-BARGAIN_W0QQitemZ290204367576QQihZ019QQcategoryZ98 37QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). Or shield them. Your choice. :D

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Redeeming features?...

ZERO!!

Maybe Mythbusters will take it off his hands and use it to see how far a POS can be launched off the Grand Canyon with a bungie cord! :p

[Dragunov]

I want that baby blue engine!

[DaveVoorhis]

Starting bid £300? That's £450 more than it's worth.

[nizmainiac]

how to **** up a car in ten, easy ,short lessons

[JD525IA]

My eyes! oh...........my eyes.

**** like that just goes to show you that no matter where you live, the job of village idiot is usually filled.

[whiskychaser]

I'm ashamed to be in the same country as that. Luckily the ad says:

IT HAS A KILL SWITCH INSTALED

Forget the spelling. Race you there to see who can press it first

[bsell]

Feast your eyes boys... Highly "Modified" 520 e34 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-520-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-PROJECT-1-OFF-BARGAIN_W0QQitemZ290204367576QQihZ019QQcategoryZ98 37QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). Or shield them. Your choice. :D

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So my 14 year old boy says, "That doesn't look too bad for an old car."

I should:

A) Whoop his ass for having zero taste.
B) Whoop his ass for general principle.
C) Smack his Mamma for bearing a child with zero taste.
D) Sit here, shake my head at teenagers, and open another beer.

Brian

[RallyD]

ALSO ADVERTISED ELESEWHERE SO MAY END EARLY

um, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

[Dave M]

Trying to read the description gave me an epileptic seizure.

Home of the english language my A$$ :D

Dave M

[Nick.Hay]

HA HA HA Brian!!!

I laughed out loud at that one!! :D

Did you tell him he's adopted with such poor taste??

[Lordsneldon]

Feast your eyes boys... Highly "Modified" 520 e34 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-520-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-PROJECT-1-OFF-BARGAIN_W0QQitemZ290204367576QQihZ019QQcategoryZ98 37QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). Or shield them. Your choice. :D

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Its well worth having cuz it gotta a 'fire extingisher' and a really tasteful halfords 'm5' badge on the boot so it must be an m5 and not a 2.0..yeah right! e34's meant to be a luxury car not a chavvys shitty laugh wagon!!!

YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD!! (i'd like to see who buys it)!!!

[pundit]

So my 14 year old boy says, "That doesn't look too bad for an old car."

I should:

A) Whoop his ass for having zero taste.
B) Whoop his ass for general principle.
C) Smack his Mamma for bearing a child with zero taste.
D) Sit here, shake my head at teenagers, and open another beer.

Brian
Well that applies world wide.
When taste is driven by fashion, and fashion is 'bling', then there is no taste!

[bsell]

HA HA HA Brian!!!

I laughed out loud at that one!! :D

Did you tell him he's adopted with such poor taste??

Thanks for the suggestion, it left him speechless!:p

Brian

[madjeff]

Zee goggles, zey do nothing!!

[healtoeit]

So my 14 year old boy says, "That doesn't look too bad for an old car."
As a Teenager I respond well to my Dads adage "life is harder if you are stupid"
On that note, tell him the owner is stupid and explain that a new paint job on a old car does not mean its nice. Another Beer might be in order as well.

[attack eagle]

I see cheap rims as the only reason to buy it

[leicesterboy15]

Hideous car, begs just one question - WHY?? What happened to this mans taste?

The car has been discussed here:

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=28444

Follow the pearoast link for a previous ebay listing, he's tried before and failed, can't imagine why. The link has some comedy comments!!