whiskychaser
05-31-2008, 12:31 PM
We all get them - simple half hour jobs that turn into half a day:( Here's mine from today. Drivers window on her 'new' Rover 600 has been playing up since we got it. It has decided to lower at 45 degrees now so time for action. The mechanism is known to go on these so I order one. My day so far:
1. Unpack new mechanism. It jams half way. Curse. Bend it till it doesnt jam
2. Take off door card. Too easy- somebody's been here before. Curse.
3. 'Good' news - old mechanism is indeed jammed. But its taken out the bottom of the glass where it attaches to the rail. Curse a lot
4. 5 phone calls later locate glass and go and get it. Remember speed camera
5. Clean glass and runners. Get in trouble for using her newest tea towels as cleaning rags. Curse silently
6. Transfer motor to new mechanism. Wont fit. Curse. Re-connect motor x 4 before motor teeth and toothed quadrant line up. Curse a lot
7. Insert mechanism and bolt it down. Insert glass and bolt to rail. Looking good!
8. Motor lethargic. Glass jumps out of rails. Curse and demand tea
9. Glass jumps out of rails x 4. Curse x 4 but louder each time
10. Battery goes flat from trying. Brink of despair. More tea
11. Penny drops. Maybe I should refit the door card to stop glass jumping out?
12. Door card refitted, brought other car round, jump started Rover. Window still slow. But it works
13. Tell her the motor is 'tired' from the mechanism jamming. Would I lie?
14. She tells me she never opens that window anyway. Curse silently
15. Put tools away.
16. Pour large drink.
1. Unpack new mechanism. It jams half way. Curse. Bend it till it doesnt jam
2. Take off door card. Too easy- somebody's been here before. Curse.
3. 'Good' news - old mechanism is indeed jammed. But its taken out the bottom of the glass where it attaches to the rail. Curse a lot
4. 5 phone calls later locate glass and go and get it. Remember speed camera
5. Clean glass and runners. Get in trouble for using her newest tea towels as cleaning rags. Curse silently
6. Transfer motor to new mechanism. Wont fit. Curse. Re-connect motor x 4 before motor teeth and toothed quadrant line up. Curse a lot
7. Insert mechanism and bolt it down. Insert glass and bolt to rail. Looking good!
8. Motor lethargic. Glass jumps out of rails. Curse and demand tea
9. Glass jumps out of rails x 4. Curse x 4 but louder each time
10. Battery goes flat from trying. Brink of despair. More tea
11. Penny drops. Maybe I should refit the door card to stop glass jumping out?
12. Door card refitted, brought other car round, jump started Rover. Window still slow. But it works
13. Tell her the motor is 'tired' from the mechanism jamming. Would I lie?
14. She tells me she never opens that window anyway. Curse silently
15. Put tools away.
16. Pour large drink.