OT: Another tortured e34... [Archive]

e34.535i.sport

10-05-2008, 05:15 PM

I feel sorry for this car. :(

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-5-SERIES-PICK-UP-TRUCK-LSD-LOWERED-PROJECT-M5_W0QQitemZ270283145916QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item27 0283145916&_trkparms=72%3A1301%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C 240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

ThoreauHD

10-05-2008, 05:18 PM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/toasty0z/own3d.jpg

Booster

10-05-2008, 05:47 PM

So now the sunroof doesent work....there's a huge rear blindspot....the roll bar and strut brace would keep you from loading anything big in the back ( which is nice with a truck)

I give him an 'A' for idea...a 'D' for completion or execution of thought.;)
Cheers,Vinny

kev535i

10-05-2008, 05:56 PM

obviously trying to do something like this http://www.m5ute.com/ but with not quite the budget

nirvana19

10-05-2008, 07:06 PM

it hurt to look at that.

Ross

10-06-2008, 08:03 AM

Proof positive that the UK gave us hillbillies.

mikell

10-06-2008, 09:09 AM

LOL!! The thing needs some mud flaps, a gun rack, and a blue oval instead of the blau mt weiss.

e34.535i.sport

10-06-2008, 09:28 AM

LOL!! The thing needs some mud flaps, a gun rack, and a blue oval instead of the blau mt weiss.

LOL!!! It needs to be crushed into a cube with the guy who butchered it inside and forgotten about. :D

E34-520iSE

10-06-2008, 10:19 AM

Still looks too much like a car to me - It might look more useful if/when it's complete.

Cheers,

Shaun M

spyrot1

10-06-2008, 11:54 AM

I like the use of plywood for the truck bed... when it rots it allows for a quick change!

whiskychaser

10-06-2008, 02:58 PM

attack eagle

10-06-2008, 08:49 PM

I like the use of plywood for the truck bed... when it rots it allows for a quick change!
wood didn;t stop being used for pickup beds in the us until 1988...

clever idea, certainly not much less impractical than those little vw pickups... except for the bars in the rear and not taking the time to finish the bed and cab.

e34.535i.sport

10-07-2008, 03:03 PM

I like the use of plywood for the truck bed... when it rots it allows for a quick change!

O-O-T but what colour is your car is it original? Looks awesome.

leicesterboy15

10-08-2008, 04:58 PM

Is this guy on crack? He just came home one day and decided 'to chop the roof off'. Well at least he's kept the near perfect 50:50 weight distribution, oh hang on.....

bmwrp8

10-10-2008, 07:02 AM

is This Guy On Crack? He Just Came Home One Day And Decided 'to Chop The Roof Off'. Well At Least He's Kept The Near Perfect 50:50 Weight Distribution, Oh Hang On.....

Lol:d

genphreak

10-10-2008, 08:30 PM

I wonder if he kept the AK47 storage pocket when mounting the machine cannon.

In the middle east, they'd use it to race like madmen or trolling around town with machine guns.

In Australia, we'd use such an e34 for shootin' 'roos! But we would have raised it, not lowered it.

But seriously, what would you use that for in the UK???

E34-520iSE

10-11-2008, 07:23 AM

Could be used for shooting up hoody gangs in some of Britains inner-city areas - the ultimate vengeance weapon!

Cheers,

Shaun M

E34-520iSE

10-11-2008, 08:04 AM

Looks like it has sold to the one and only bidder. I'd love to see it when it's finished off - could be interesting!

Cheers,

Shaun M