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[///Sniper535]

Yes, I dare to start one:

Why was Chris Brown in a hurry to leave the concert?
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Because he wanted to BEAT the crowd!

[MantecaBMW]

OK, hope to not offend anyone here....

A Mexican, an Arab and an Arizona girl are
in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico are glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Arizona ,we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Arizona !

[repenttokyo]

wtf. not cool.

[bsell]

What's not to like?

Timely, tasteless, all the makings of a good joke...;)