OT: This would make your eyes water

[whiskychaser]

BBC News - Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/mobile/uk-england-tyne-13159145?SThisFB)

[BMWDriver]

So she wants no more kids from him?

[Ross]

John and Lorena Bobbitt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt)

Part of the story is that after she dis-memebered her husband she left the house taking his penis with her, tossing it on the roadside. A policeman found and retrieved it!
John Bobbit went on to a "career" in pornography. Perhaps your effected countryman could also turm lemons to lemonade.
I attended a car auction that had Lorena's car offered with a sign that read something to the effect of "this is the car, this is the window". I don't recall if the celebrity status brought a premium price.

[mikell]

One must wonder how the events unfolded . . .
I mean, she had to get access to the apporiate area.
Did the unlucky gent think he was in for a treat and got this rude treatment instead? Talk about a buzz kill.
Of course, he could have had it coming - is there any such thing as "justifiable castration" in law?