Nope, not buying this car. Nope.

[Jeff N.]

This just came in on the UUC Digest....can't help but laugh.


I'm at the end of my rope and just called my insurance company. =(

My car (04 330Ci) is now home to a colony of ants, and I can't seem to rid
myself of them. I've verified there are no food sources in the car. No
candy. No soda. No french fries/freedom fries. No dead mobster in the
trunk. Nothing.

I've vacuumed up thousands of the voracious little critters, and every time
I go driving, they attack me.... Damn things itch when they bite. I've hit
em with bug bombs with litte effect. They completely ignored the ant baits
I've placed in the car. And they're multiplying.

I've called up people asking for help.

Dealer says "Sorry. Can't help. Call an exterminator."

Exterminator says "Sorry. Can't help. Cars can explode, and no
exterminator will accept that liability."

BMWNA says "Sorry. Can't help. Thank you for calling customer relations."

Insurance company says "We'll call you back."

[632 Regal]

just glad it isnt my car.

[Brian C.]

:p

[Tiger]

Why not bake his car? At the body shop... bake it for a long time...

[632 Regal]

amazing creatures able to adapt to almost anything, a little heat wont even phase them, they can adapt to radiation where if a nuclear bomb went off and there was NOTHING remaining you can bet that them ants will be the only creatures left!

Guess I get into my kids interests a little too much.

[Karl]

If you lived in Canada the winter might freeze them

[Tiger]

Oh wow... I didn't know they are that adaptive... Somehow all living creature must have water...

[Jeff N.]

Heat 'em up and watch them gooooo.....everywhere.

[Tiger]

Mmm... so I guess if you are pissed at someone, you can throw a colony of ants in the car... hehehe

[632 Regal]

when it thaws, guess what? ANTS ANTS and More ANTS! My kid froze a bunch of them, these things are as bad as frogs and fish (yes they survive too).


If you lived in Canada the winter might freeze them

[632 Regal]

frozen fish under the seat works better than burger and milk W/ an onion!

[mikey535im]

I'm guessing best bet would be to put something disposable that attracts ants the most a short distance away from the vehicle and hope that they will evacuate and then dispose of the bait.????/
Mike

[632 Regal]

your not baiting a deer here...lol

[Bruno]

This just came in on the UUC Digest....can't help but laugh.

There was some very good answers though.