misfortune
02-02-2005, 12:16 PM
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added. Wash
your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower. Spray mol! d spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for zits, tweeze
hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
wiener
and scratch your behind.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash y! our hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of show er. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet
towel on bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added. Wash
your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with
grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse
conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower. Spray mol! d spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for zits, tweeze
hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
wiener
and scratch your behind.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and
laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash y! our hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of show er. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet
towel on bed.