Reply With Quotewhy does it have a photocopier in the trunk??!!
and that coffee can muffler has got to go!
edit: I just saw the neons.... sad...
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why does it have a photocopier in the trunk??!!
and that coffee can muffler has got to go!
edit: I just saw the neons.... sad...
Last edited by SharkmanBMW; 09-26-2005 at 03:09 PM.
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that is seriously moded
J.McWatters
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Yecch. What an abomination. No wonder he has the notice in huge type at the end that says "... don't insult me any more!" He'd have to pay me to take that mess off his hands.
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That's just awful! 115 HP and a bunch of useless crap! This is worse than a rice-boy Honda!Originally Posted by BM-BOY
BMW E34 528i, M52B28 + M50 manifold, Remus exhaust, ///M Parallel Spoke 18" rims
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I dont like how he relocated the steering wheel to the wrong side either.
95 E34 530I V2.37
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LOL
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Even if I was driving a Civic I still wouldn't put a horrific fart cannon like that on my car. Yeech.
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Bwahahhhaahahahahahahaa!
Regarding the rims the vendor says he "bought brand new under 3 years ago.. unkerbed as new.. HONESTLY, I COULD SELL THESE AS NEW!"
and I bet he would too... I couldn't buy a car from someone who professes to be as honest as this...
"SO FAR IF YOUR MATHS ARE GOOD WE ARE SOMEWHERE AROUND £7500... I aint even included what i paid for the car initially, and my maintainance items in 4 years.. "
well I'm sure my math is better than ALL his spelling, grammar and math put together which is why I wouldn't bother making sense of his appaling calculations, let alone think about repairing a car that has had this kind of abuse...
"and keep bearing in mind that theres no labour charge as i did most of it myself.., and also bearing in mind that i work in the motor trade, and I had discounts on many of the products to start with..
I don't know how all this is bearing on your mind but I'm having trouble bearing how anyone would be able to summon the courage to ask a real tradesperson to do such things to their car... I am sure they'd be met with a flat refusal... incredulous looks or uncontrolled vomiting.
The really sad part is this line- "Make a car to this spec with some of your so-called budgets" Which just proves that to this poor car was bastardised this badly just so the guy could chest-beat his ass in front of a few other losers.
Man is he angry; "These are the sites you NEED to visit"... ROFL (I sure as hell do not...)
I guess he's pissed off that he has no money left even though he used 5-finger discounts where he works(ed -ie past tense perhaps?.. his anger indicates he was even sacked in the process of creating this abomination).
It reminds me of the stereotypical poodle with a ridiculous haircut that is never allowed on the ground by its infatuated owner- the old woman who has too much trouble simply living in a world of her own making.
For sure the only working this guy has ever seen in the trade is behind the counter or humping boxes at a performance sticker and neon store...
That's one poor e34. May she RIP.
PS. Notice how there is no picture of it with the bonnet open! Oh and at the end... what a fantastic sales pitch; "then when the boot is opened, and the lights are on, you can unleash the boy in you!"
Really, and blow a load? ROFL, check out the contents of the boot... even a video recorder (for watching p0rn I guess)
Last edited by genphreak; 09-26-2005 at 09:05 PM.
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Feel so sad for that car...At this point I'm sure she'd even rather be parted alive than seen running like that...
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