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Thread: Just turn up the power........

  1. #1
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    Default Just turn up the power........

    OK - We've all seen some stupid junk on ebay lately that gives more horsepower, but this one has to be the worst.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/40BHP-VARIABLE-I...QQcmdZViewItem

    So, who here wants one? You truly get your money's worth!

    JD

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    OH MY GOD!!!! :-O

    I will officially lose hope for the world if this thing would sell in a large quantity...

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    LOL it's a freakin oven knob...
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    2008 M5 6 Spd
    2000 Z3 2.8 5 Spd MSport
    2012 X5 35d Sport
    1995 540i 6 Spd
    1992 535i 5 Spd

    Former
    1995 530iA
    1986 635CSI 5 Spd
    2011 X3 2.8 MSport

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaCan23
    LOL it's a freakin oven knob...
    Too bad it doesn't go up to 11.
    Anthony
    03/64 production

    '91M5 - 11/90, was mine, it's Jim's now.

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    Lmao that is the stupidest piece of **** ive ever seen.



    J.McWatters

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaCan23
    LOL it's a freakin oven knob...
    LOL!!! It is an oven knob!

    Ralph Mendoza Jr. - Long Beach, CA

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    Wow, there is feedback from buyers, real or not is a different issue.

    Once I install my new oven, I'll be offering up to the members of the board, a pre-sale of a similiar item, I have 4 that offer a Low, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 High boost option. But the limited item which has at least a ten fold performace increase, and I have only 1, offers 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, & 500 settings as well as a special setting "Broil", but be warned, using the "Broil" boost may be too much for you too handle, from others I know who have this mod, it's like driving Schumachers Ferrari...
    Current
    2008 M5 6 Spd
    2000 Z3 2.8 5 Spd MSport
    2012 X5 35d Sport
    1995 540i 6 Spd
    1992 535i 5 Spd

    Former
    1995 530iA
    1986 635CSI 5 Spd
    2011 X3 2.8 MSport

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    Add this to the list of "performance enhancers", with the electric turbo, fuel line magnets, turbonator, etc. Should also go along with various other enhancers - like the one for penises advertised on cable - Spike TV, I think.

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    that was just so f*^%&n funny... i've been laughin for 5 minutes and just can't stop
    this is by far cooler than the fuel line magnets

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    lets buy all of those

    -that knob
    -turbonator
    -electric sc
    -fuel magnets

    and dyno test before then after and show everyone that they take hp away

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