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    Default OT: Are ALL marriages "same sex" marriages?

    After all, you get married, then, night after night, you have the SAME SEX!

    (Plagerized from Bill Maher, HBO.)

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    Got this via e-mail - rather sums up how silly this whole thing is:-

    Red planet went pink, President Bush reveals.
    By Andy Borowitz

    In a nationally televised address last night on the subjects of gay
    matrimony and space exploration, President Bush revealed that gay
    marriage wiped out all life on Mars millions of years ago.

    "The Mars rover tells us that Mars at one time was host to a great
    civilization, perhaps even more advanced than our own," Mr. Bush said.
    "But that civilization and all living things in it were ultimately
    destroyed by gay marriage."

    While the Mars rover has found evidence of water necessary for
    sustaining life, it has found no evidence of life itself, "leading one
    to the unavoidable conclusion that gay marriage must have destroyed it,"
    Mr. Bush said.

    "The Martians, for all their advancements, obviously neglected to pass a
    constitutional amendment banning gay marriage," Mr. Bush said. "We
    follow their example at our peril."

    In the Democratic response to the President's speech, Sen. Evan Bayh
    (D-Indiana) denied that there was any evidence that the so-called Red
    Planet had, in the words of Mr. Bush, "gone pink."

    Senator Bayh went on to say that while the Mars rover had in fact
    discovered traces of water, the rover offered "no evidence whatsoever"
    of gay Martians.

    "We now know that Mars was a wet planet," Sen. Bayh said. "We do not
    know how it got wet."

    Later, Mr. Bush backed off his claims somewhat, saying that if gay
    marriage did not destroy life on Mars, then Saddam Hussein did. For more
    go to: www.borowitzreport.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshy
    Got this via e-mail - rather sums up how silly this whole thing is:-

    Red planet went pink, President Bush reveals.
    By Andy Borowitz

    In a nationally televised address last night on the subjects of gay
    matrimony and space exploration, President Bush revealed that gay
    marriage wiped out all life on Mars millions of years ago.

    "The Mars rover tells us that Mars at one time was host to a great
    civilization, perhaps even more advanced than our own," Mr. Bush said.
    "But that civilization and all living things in it were ultimately
    destroyed by gay marriage."

    While the Mars rover has found evidence of water necessary for
    sustaining life, it has found no evidence of life itself, "leading one
    to the unavoidable conclusion that gay marriage must have destroyed it,"
    Mr. Bush said.

    "The Martians, for all their advancements, obviously neglected to pass a
    constitutional amendment banning gay marriage," Mr. Bush said. "We
    follow their example at our peril."

    In the Democratic response to the President's speech, Sen. Evan Bayh
    (D-Indiana) denied that there was any evidence that the so-called Red
    Planet had, in the words of Mr. Bush, "gone pink."

    Senator Bayh went on to say that while the Mars rover had in fact
    discovered traces of water, the rover offered "no evidence whatsoever"
    of gay Martians.

    "We now know that Mars was a wet planet," Sen. Bayh said. "We do not
    know how it got wet."

    Later, Mr. Bush backed off his claims somewhat, saying that if gay
    marriage did not destroy life on Mars, then Saddam Hussein did. For more
    go to: www.borowitzreport.com

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    Default Kewl, but I have always been led to believe the gay color

    is not pink, but LAVENDER. (Those considering the purchase of a PURPLE E36 M3, might well consider this.)



    Quote Originally Posted by Marshy
    Got this via e-mail - rather sums up how silly this whole thing is:-

    Red planet went pink, President Bush reveals.
    By Andy Borowitz

    In a nationally televised address last night on the subjects of gay
    matrimony and space exploration, President Bush revealed that gay
    marriage wiped out all life on Mars millions of years ago.

    "The Mars rover tells us that Mars at one time was host to a great
    civilization, perhaps even more advanced than our own," Mr. Bush said.
    "But that civilization and all living things in it were ultimately
    destroyed by gay marriage."

    While the Mars rover has found evidence of water necessary for
    sustaining life, it has found no evidence of life itself, "leading one
    to the unavoidable conclusion that gay marriage must have destroyed it,"
    Mr. Bush said.

    "The Martians, for all their advancements, obviously neglected to pass a
    constitutional amendment banning gay marriage," Mr. Bush said. "We
    follow their example at our peril."

    In the Democratic response to the President's speech, Sen. Evan Bayh
    (D-Indiana) denied that there was any evidence that the so-called Red
    Planet had, in the words of Mr. Bush, "gone pink."

    Senator Bayh went on to say that while the Mars rover had in fact
    discovered traces of water, the rover offered "no evidence whatsoever"
    of gay Martians.

    "We now know that Mars was a wet planet," Sen. Bayh said. "We do not
    know how it got wet."

    Later, Mr. Bush backed off his claims somewhat, saying that if gay
    marriage did not destroy life on Mars, then Saddam Hussein did. For more
    go to: www.borowitzreport.com

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    You can guess the ribbing I got having owned this beast in this particular colour for two years...


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    Default Tuscan?

    Nice! Give us the specs - what motor, year, weight, power?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshy
    You can guess the ribbing I got having owned this beast in this particular colour for two years...

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    Default I imagine the ribbing didn't happen when that bad boy rolls up at intersection.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshy
    You can guess the ribbing I got having owned this beast in this particular colour for two years...

    Nice ride, Marshy.
    erased due to slander

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    thast things sweet, have more pictures of it?
    95 E34 530I V2.37
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    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

    John F. Kennedy

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    Don't have the car any more, but the specs were:
    TVR Chimaera 500
    5 litre V8, close on 300bhp with similar lb/ft, 1060kg.
    0-60 in 4.5, 0-100 in just over 10. Top end of over 160mph if you're brave enough to risk the lift generated...

    Sadly, a foundering business meant that I had to sell in 2002, but it provided me with a couple of years worth of very big smiles. More pics here:-

    http://www.hatstand.org/gallery/cars?page=3
    (and more on page 4)

    The E38 shown there is no longer mine either - for the same reason as the TVR.

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