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  1. 03-13-2004, 12:38 AM #1
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    Default small joke

    A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
    The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
    "Your name never came up," she replied
    all america wants is cold beer warm cat and a place to take a poop with a door on it
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  2. 03-13-2004, 01:56 AM #2
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    Very funny. lol

    but I'm not 56!
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  3. 03-13-2004, 05:29 AM #3
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    Default hehe small laugh

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