Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that when I step on it, will go from 0 to
200 in less than 6 seconds .

The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-
wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

no one reads the jokes anymore