AH HA HA HA!!!
You are under the E34 influence!!
Symptoms also include seeking out parking spaces that are a little larger, or more remote, just so someone doesn't open their doors or reverse into your car!! Ive even found tha I park on the 'high' side of a parking lot, so that if any 'shopping carts' (We call them shopping trolleys here in Aus) happen to get away, they don't roll down the carpark and into my E34!! I'l also squeeze right over in the space at the end of a row, or park righ up close to a wall (rendering the passenger door useless), just to provide a little extra 'comfort' or safety space!!
It may get better for you, or it may get worse...
There are a few twisted ****s on here that have perverse, almost sexual attractions to their E34s (and might I say its lovely over here on the darkside!!), but, isn't that all part of being an enthusiast??
You have nothing to worry about....