Great post! --- Have you considered publishers? Maybe a trilogy? j/k.
Reading this reminds me how lucky I am not to have major electrical gremlins(yet), but also is a good inspiration for anyone who does have them. I'm sorry I can't help you out much as I haven't gone digging in the electrical system all that much, but I'll be sure to follow your progess as you post it.
I too also echo your displeasure of unfinished threads, but its so easy to feel overwhelmed with a problem in the beginning, get some help and tackle it-- usually with a laundry list of other problems waiting at the other end. An equal problem is confusing/conflicting information when searching for information that differs between models, and build years. ie sword/blower resistor pack.
'94 540I 6spd/205000 miles