Happy birthday

[whiskychaser]

From a mere brit may I wish all in the USA a happy birthday. My memories are:

You lost at the Alamo! How did you manage that with John Wayne on your side?

You assasinate your Presidents. We normally vote our PM out

Your president tell lies. OK but he gets caught doing it! (There will be no whitewash in the White House)

Your president gets caught with his pants down (you are ahead of me)

Your president gets in cos his brother voted for him (ditto)

Some of your states still have the death penalty (fair enough I go there)

You say 'have a nice day'. This is not a myth

You can turn right on a red light (but make sure you are in the right State)

You talk loudly and wear stetsons and check shirts on holiday

You shoot each other a lot

How did you get to be a superpower?

Who cares? Happy Birthday! Dont eat all the cake

[Milkboot]

Hahahaha

[Guapo]

How did you get to be a superpower?

Simple ... we kicked you Brits out, then saved your arses from the Germans 150 years later

[whiskychaser]

Simple ... we kicked you Brits out, then saved your arses from the Germans 150 years later

Yeah, it only cost us title to all the companies we owned in the US. And we only just finished paying the loan off good for you!

[Barney Paull-Edwards]

And how many colonials have actually been to the area abroard that they are trying to subvert with Macdonalds?? I heard a rumour about the number of Americans that have a passport, please confirm.And guess why we call you seppo`s???!! Happy birthday anyway, can we have our tea back?

[whiskychaser]

can we have our tea back?

Milkboot is coming over for his holidays soon. Maybe if we ask him nicely he will bring it?

[Evan]

Let's not argue... and yes you may have your tea back.

[Guapo]

And how many colonials have actually been to the area abroard that they are trying to subvert with Macdonalds?? I heard a rumour about the number of Americans that have a passport, please confirm.And guess why we call you seppo`s???!! Happy birthday anyway, can we have our tea back?

You're welcome.

[Ross]

I give up. Why do you call us seppos?
I have a passport, use it and never ,EVER eat at McDonalds, here or abroad.
We aren't all obese, loud or clad in plaid and sneakers. Just as all Europeans aren't chain smokers with poor hygiene and rotten crooked teeth.
You may have your tea, we prefer weak coffee.

[Barney Paull-Edwards]

The best thing I`ve always had on US ships has always been the coffee,you sure know how to make a brew.Tea bag from US resident based in Uk delivered by messenger this afternoon much appreciated, got a big-brother feeling that somebody discovered my home address in no time at all! The big problem with the media is that it distorts our perceptions so in the spirit of tolerence, greetings to all Seppo`s-seppo-septic tanks-yanks, now you know,no offence meant, we are`nt all cockneys either!