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  1. 05-09-2009, 06:50 AM #1
    Ferret
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    Default Best performance mod ever

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...lenotsupported

    Read the comments, they're hilarious.
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  2. 05-09-2009, 08:03 AM #2
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    I saw a horde of spotty paxo owners queing up for an install at the 'Veg technology roadshow' behind Sainsbury's last night when I was driving to work - now I know what it was all about I want a piece of the action. I am still a bit unsure about it all though, as I just want something that makes my car go uphill as fast as it goes downhill.

    Help!


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  3. 05-09-2009, 10:25 AM #3
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    Great mods! Was tempted to post the link on this thread:

    http://www.bimmernut.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41265
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  4. 05-09-2009, 12:30 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskychaser View Post
    Great mods! Was tempted to post the link on this thread:

    http://www.bimmernut.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41265
    Ahh, yeah but we all know Scousers dont like veg! (Could market a gold coloured 'bling' carrot to them I suppose?)

    Besides which, there'll be a black market trade of stolen ones up there, he wont need ebay!
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  5. 05-09-2009, 01:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferret View Post
    Ahh, yeah but we all know Scousers dont like veg! (Could market a gold coloured 'bling' carrot to them I suppose?)

    Besides which, there'll be a black market trade of stolen ones up there, he wont need ebay!
    Be fair Scouse doesnt have any veg in it. I think gold on black would look rather good too.
    I've never had any trouble there. Then again there isnt a big market in truck wheels and my bottlecaps arent as attractive as John's throwing stars
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    I like it, reminds me of the quality KaleCo products:

    http://kalecoauto.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskychaser View Post
    Great mods! Was tempted to post the link on this thread:

    http://www.bimmernut.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41265
    LOL - Just put the new diff in the bin, no need for it once I get one of these!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferret View Post
    Ahh, yeah but we all know Scousers dont like veg! (Could market a gold coloured 'bling' carrot to them I suppose?)

    Besides which, there'll be a black market trade of stolen ones up there, he wont need ebay!
    Ha ha ha ha... Touché!
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  9. 05-09-2009, 05:01 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by e34.535i.sport View Post
    LOL - Just put the new diff in the bin, no need for it once I get one of these!!!!
    Dont do that! Once the vinegar has worked spray it gold to match the carrot. Nobody will match you for speed then!
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  10. 05-10-2009, 03:38 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiskychaser View Post
    "spray it gold"
    Don't give me ideas!
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